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NBA referee Tim Donaghy is under investigation for fixing the scores of NBA games.
The Tour De France removed, it seemed, a rider a day for doping violations.
NFL star quarterback Michael Vick is being indicted for participating in illegal dog fighting operations.
Barry Bonds is about to break Hank Aaron’s home run record with the help of massive amounts of performance-enhancing drugs.
This is the first time in the history of our country that athletes are more crooked than politicians.
The infection of sports running amok is like someone getting poison ivy and passing it on to his network of friends. We have a pastime that used to be a fun, harmless distraction and now has turned into a war. Just as George Bush has trapped us in a useless and directionless situation in Iraq and has trivialized the lives of U.S. and Iraqi’s alike, we are going in the same direction in the sports world.
As the leader of the free world I blame Bush for setting a bad example. Bonds, Vick, Donaghy and these cyclists are all carrying on just like Bush, meaning they are corrupt and mediocre.
It is like when a jury-rigged car bomb rips through our million dollar tanks and kill our armor-less soldiers. Sports have become cheap and futile and absurd.
The sanctity of the struggle of Roman gladiators fighting for their lives in the coliseum made us feel more alive. It was a true competition that inspired and entertained. Nowadays their chariots would be fueled by high-octane jet fuel and tiny robots would kick sand in your eye.
Sports have become as exaggerated and as inauthentic as pornography.
11 Comments:
The only only thing nice about porn today is that it's free, other than that it sucks.
I finally reached it everybody! I'm all normal now! Wow nirvana!
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It's true that porn today doesn't have much personality, I read that in the 70's most peoples were doing porn more to rebel against society or reasons like that, they were putting a little heart in it but today it's only for money, it's a shame, we can find more hearty pictures on AdultFriendFinder.com than on any porn videos... For the drug problem in sport maybe we could make doping mandatory it would solve the problem...!
Al, if some sports star is on the juice, only his health and the integrity of the game is affected.
If some politician is a lying cheater, we the people suffer directly via public policy.
That means crooked atheletes break records and crooked politicians start wars. There's a big difference there.
In comparison bad guys in sports provide entertainment escapism or competition without violence. I'll take the lesser of those evils any day.
Al check out:
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It is about you with picture.
Al,
The canker sore on my dick has gone away.
Mitch Haase
Kudos to Al Goldstein and his internext success! I hope you make a million or two or three or twenty with booble!
Mitch, I'm glad the canker sore is gone, did it taste good?
Al, how was Lisa Sparxxx's pussy?
Give us a gourmet review!
I didn't get a chance to taste my canker sore, I woke up one morning and it was gone.
I wore a rubber that time so I don't know what the fuck was going on with that.
Mitch Haase
InterNext was great but I didnt get to taste Lisa Sparxx's pussy. Maybe next time.
AG
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