Thin Ankles, Big Dicks

The Good Old Days.

Back then I didn't watch much porn because my life was like porno movie. Nowadays I watch more than you would think.

I have become addicted to Larry Flynt’s Hustler DVD’s. I use it as a wack off tool and it is an excellent one. I started jerking off when I was 13 and usually beat my meat twice a day. Now, even at 72 and in constant search of early-bird specials I still shoot a wad every other day. I plunk a DVD into my player and watch the absurdly freakish actors with huge cocks ejaculating in the wide open pussies and mouths of the never ending parade of young hot starlets.

Though the Food Network is my favorite channel I will occasionally stare at the denizens of Larry Flynt's fantasy world. I watch as six guys fuck two women. It is repetitive, derivitate and lacking in creativity. The girls demand their offering of sperm the same way Popeye demanded his spinach. The girls get fucked in a choreographed way: cunni, pussy, ass, cum on face.

The end coda being when the girl opens her mouth wide, like a guppy, to be filled with sperm. Although I would love to cum in a girls mouth right now I find watching it bubbling on her lips on DVD hideous and disgusting.

What truly amazes me, in addition to the idea that the girl is actually so hot for cum that she doesn’t care about her own orgasm, is the size of the guy's cocks.

I was recently sent a website to review called http://www.brazzers.com/. I am terrible with computers so I had my friend help me. There are all types of sexy starlets. Big tits, small tits, blondes, redheads, blacks, twosomes, foursomes, you name it. I love the ones with thin ankles. The quality of the video looks good too and you can stream and download the video which is a nice option. Man I need a woman. Are there any Brazzer girls out there that wanna fuck me? Wish I wasn't so terrified of computers so I could wack off when he leaves.

But I have to say, that I have been to enough orgies to know that a 12-inch monster cock is unusual, yet every guy in porn has one. It makes me feel inadequate and suicidal. Is it that my cock is abysmlly small and not like other cocks? Or are the cocks on display in porno specially selected because of their gigantic size? My cock is so miniscule that I feel that it is God's way of telling me that I should have been a women.

The real reason they are so big is that porn is a fantasy and guys watching wish their cocks were that big and their wives that sexy. But along the way they make us viewers feel inadequate because its not realistic. Basically what I am saying is: hire guys with smaller cocks.