Am I losing my mind?

I am afraid that in a few years I will be nothing but a mindless old man.

You ask about my life... well, it has been a struggle lately. I am not the Al Goldstein of vitality and vigour anymore. It used to be that my mouth was my weapon but now I think this weapon needs to be sharpened. I still have the serpentine tongue that could do wonders with a pussy and give it a good lash to make it cry, that I hope I would never lose. But, my brain may have become tired and plaque-formed. I keep forgetting the simple things like names and phone numbers... Yet I can recall my experiences in life dating from when I was 5. I think I may be getting selective amnesia.

I am proud to say that I could still remember my sexual experiences and even feel them in my mind. Why I ask? Is it because of the integral part these hisotries played in my life? I had an MRI done last week and I am awaiting results. My doctors are afraid that I would end up the same way my father ended up, demented...

Well, these are the trying times of Al Goldstein. If I forget who I am please remind me that I was once the world's greatest pussy eater, in the mean time I need to look for an heir to pass this crown along to... why not write to me and tell me if I hleped you become better in the bedroom or wherever else?

It would make me feel worthwhile...