The Web is a Temple of Porn

Masturbation proves there is a god and his temple is the web which, I am discovering, is an celebration of carnality and porn. This online pornucopia is the antidote to boredom and marriage. Here we can worship, dick in hand, at the altar of sex without resorting to those money magnets we call women.

Your DNA dooms you to male madness and the recurring need for sexual release. Self hypnosis impells you to many delusions including the insanity that some woman wants you to plummet her hole with your meager meat.

Better then bonding with that gender, is dating a different species. I know this because my fifth wife is a chimp from Uganda. I'm her chump but have avoided the need for prenups by marrying into the animal kingdom (I also lost all my money, but that a story for another day). My 6th wife will probably be a turtle or even a centipede.