Women Are The Enemy

I love the look of my blog and the reader comments. What a strange world! At 69, however, I still don't trust the "cyber-world's" reliability. Forgive me for the analogy, but I view my transition to the cyber world like taking on a new girlfriend (i.e., pussy). It's a future heartache and drain on your finances and emotions. It's an unexploded hand grenade that will propel shrapnel into your guts and rip your kishkas asunder. It's a trip on the Challanger and Titanic. It's having a meal with a 15 foot crocodile. You ARE the meal. Why? We don't even like the company of women. They can't think but merely react, whine and try to change us. It's the scent of pussy that propels us to one more self destructive experience.

Our sperm gorged cock is the only rationale for staying in the frey. With worse odds than Vegas, we men continue to "pay to play." What do world-renound chefs eat after a ten hour day of cooking? They opt for junk food. They don't want complexity, they want to negate their hunger pangs with speed and efficiency. They don't want women who are alfalfa-eating new world cultists, or vegans or astrology-loving "girl friends." Men just want to SHOOT THEIR LOADS. Is that romantic enough for you? We hump hookers! But what's even more cost efficient is beating our meat after beating our computer keys in search of the hottest porno sites through Booble. We can wallow in our body odors and not hose down our cocks. Shaving and showering is as optional as putting on clean underwear since we are not frequenting the company of the enemy -- females. We want to empty our pipes and get on to the important business of watching the Sopranos on HBO or viewing sports (for those who have no real life) and eventually returning to our true love, our computer. If the pursuit of sex has exhausted us we can retire from fucking and pleasure by getting married. We should confine our efforts to chowing down on rented bush (oh my god, not George.) I want to be your cult and clit hero in fending off "meaningful" relationships. Opt only for the insignifigant,the shallow and the meaningless. Opt for release not imprisonment. Save yourself some money -- opt for porn. Opt for Booble.