Number Nine All-Time Favorite Fuck Film

Flash backwards to the year 1972. Deep Throat is being completed and the start of the legitimizing and legalization of pornography is in full fight mode. Obscenity arrests are being led by the Nixon administration. I have already been arrested 14 times for SCREW Magazine and decide to make our first fuck film. Shot in 35 mm, "It Happened In Hollywood" was edited and directed by a young but talented punk named Wes Craven, who becomes famous and even more arrogant in the horror movie genre. Even though it's called "It Happened in Hollywood," its shot on 12th and second avenue in Manhattan. I am cast as The High Priest of the Philistines. In my 20 minute sex scene I get a blowjob from a porno actress named Catherine and I am supposed to shoot my load in a silver chalice. Peter Locke, the producer, kept changing the camera set ups and angles because he wanted this to be the greatest fuck film of all time. I came real good, didn't a let drop spill out of the goblet (chalice) and produced one of my best "acting" efforts and a truly top drawer fuck film.

An interesting sidenote regarding the production of this film: There must be a masculine knee-jerk mechanism that kicks in once you've been serviced sexually telling you to return the favor in some in-kind manner (buy them dinner, jewels, or shoes or give them a role in your upcoming movie -- hell, Hollywood was built on this mechanism). Being a male and in full possession of this knee-jerk mechanism, I asked my cocksucking fellow thespian out for lunch the next day. She continued to gobble my cock on the set but said "no" to lunch as she considered that "cheating" on her boyfriend. A good choice since sucking my dick was far more preferable to lunch. "It Happened In Hollywood" is number nine on my top ten list becuase I actually came in the movie, not just on it after watching. Unfortunately, this title is hard to find on DVD. I personally have copies that I can make available to those really in need. Just post a request and I'll personally mail you a copy for a king's ransom. Fuck! I'm now in the (e)mail order business.