Why I am in charge of natural disasters... tsunamis, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions

My act of pussy eating and cock sucking have created very big natural disasters in the human population. When my tongue wiggles on a clit and slides on the pussy lips of a woman, vibrations pulsate throughout her body causing disturbances in the earth's rotation and movement. These vibrations set of the readings in the seismograph that are of great concern.

When the juices start flowing from the vagina, they make Mt. Vesuvius look like a a joke. When the clit becomes engorged and the pulsations of the pussy begin, the earth starts shaking, and there I am between two lips with a huge land slide.

That's not all, though. I have also cause grand tsunaims when I sucked cock. That's right, the semen produced is immense, like a huge thunderstorm, which causes wave like pulsations in the liquid similar to a tsunamis, almost wiping me out.

I was always told that I am the God of Oral, now I believe it. I do have extra special powers of seduction and performance... so beware the next natural disaster make strike you too... if you're lucky... If I struck you before, be happy because you were touched by God himself and you survived the wrath of his tongue!