Little Alvin in Wonderland - Part Deux

Ed note. - Stay tuned for a huge announcement from our pal Al this month.

I grew up in the failure of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. I would look out the window, stare at the skyscrapers and wonder about the lives other people were living and I was not. I was like Alvin in Wonderland dreaming of adventure and excitement and the life I would never believe I would live. My mother had me attend Boys High School because she was afraid if I went to a co-ed school I would be obsessed with women. The irony of that fact made me more obsessed and hungrier for the taste of pussy and female flesh. Going to a boy’s high school meant that was the only topic that crossed our minds.

It was the year 1952 and the only departure from my obsession of woman was to run home to watch the McCarthy hearings. My other focus like all my friends in Brooklyn, was having a good ejaculation, getting out of high school, joining the army which paid for Pace University and a year of law school and now the VA hospital.

The focus of being a teenager was to live as long as possible, nobody told you about the heartbreak of woman, the failure of marriage and the betrayal of good friends. Living forever was a dream and a nightmare. What your friends and family never shared with you was that living forever was living in Dante’s Inferno. It was not living long but the quality of your living. No one talked about cancer, diabetes or AIDS. The pain of canes, crutches, car accidents and strokes were buried with the biggest myth of all which is heaven. When we die we will decompose and that is all.

I am 71 and I am no different than the Titanic which rots and rusts underwater. Getting old is such a horrible fate that I dream about a quick, painless death and having had a few successes of creating and justifying pornography in 1968. My proudest accomplishment is being convicted in 1971 by Judge Lang for actually having the courage and the stupidity to show pubic hair. I published my magazine for over 30 years, produced my TV show for over 20 years, had sex with over 7,000 women and now I am almost a cadaver waiting to die.