Hypocrites Cruising for Cock

In my career as the Godfather of Porn I’ve learned that what fucks up the American psyche is religion and hypocrisy, and the instant and anonymous nature of online porn is creating more hypocrites every second.

Online, no one knows what a degenerate you really are. The facade of normalcy cloaks your secret proclivities towards flesh. The straighter you seem the more likely you are cruising for cock in bathrooms (T rooms) and humping underage teens.

And that brings me to Catholic priests. When I started Screw in 1968 I was most often attacked by the church. I remember testifying in front of Richard Nixon’s porn commision. One of the members, Bruce Ritter, stared at me like I was a pile of steaming shit. Ritter ran Covenent House, a shelter for run-away children. He was later outed as a pedophile and resigned in disgrace. And don’t even get me started on pedophile priests.

I rest my case.