Al Goldstein's American DeCROCKracy

In the past four weeks I was kidnapped by the National Guard and forced to kill and torture terrorists. When the president of the United States was not spying on his own country and brutalizing aliens from other countries he was busy in the White House getting drunk and justifying his barbarism. Once a drunk, always a drunk. Our president no doubt misses cocaine, alcoholism, and his shady religious values. Rumors that George Bush has sucked cock while being drunk are hard to prove but his born-again propensities give him the belief system that he can walk on water and cure the ill. This megalomania means he can permit the lame to work, the fat to be thin, and the small-cocked to be hung like Ron Jeremy.
 
In our next election the American public will throw out the arrogance of the republicans in the same way that the democrats were thrown out in 1994 for their criminality and corruption. Democrat or republican? It doesn’t matter. The human condition is corruption and thievery. From Richard Nixon and his scandalous corruption in the seventies to president Johnson and his illegal war in Vietnam to FDR in World War II and his blatant lies to get into WWII to fight Nazism and to protect American imperialism to Woodrow Wilson in WWI, we have example after example of our government’s lies. From Douglas MacArthur firing on our veterans in the twenties we have scandal after scandal and the proof that democracy is a scam and a sham. There are no alternatives but abdicating free choice for dictatorships on the right and left.