The Aging Penis

The other day I was jerking off and I just stopped because my hand fell asleep. It was boring.

Does an old cock get grey hair? I know my cock needs a cane and will eventually need a wheelchair. In most cases an aging penis is probably going to retire to a senior citizens home. Now that I am a 72 year old diabetic Jew whose body is like the a crumbling Twin Tower before it crashes to the ground I have to admit that age has decimated my body, soul and what is left of my mind. I take ten meds including Metaformin, Cozar, Lipitor, Lamictal, Metoprolol. And for my proclivity for suicide – Lithium, Valium and Fluoxetine. My supply of vitamins and herbs include Fish Oil, Flax Seed Oil, Vitamin C a multivitamin, vitamin D, calcium plus D, magnesium, vitamin B complex, b-6, b-12.

I am a walking drug store. And in spite of my ingestion of pharmaceuticals I am still rotting and dying and decomposing. Getting old not only permeates my whole body and requires an arsenal of meds to stave off my mortality but it is truly hopeless when it comes to the death of my male organ. My cock was once a proud sword that I used to impale a woman on - but now it is a broken toothpick. This was illustrated last week when I tried to masturbate. Although I used to jerk off two to three times a day in my younger days, today my cock is essentially useless. Today, when my cock gets blood in its passageway, it’s not horniness but impending rigormortis.

Like George Burns who died at 100, my cock is no longer an ember of beauty but a coffin for the fantasies I once actually lived (see photo above). It is nothing but a limp piece of meat waiting for some bird to chomp it off. The only rebuke to nature is that I still have a tongue and that my taste for cunt and ass is a just as powerful as it is for peanut butter ice cream

I had sex or ate out more than 7000 women but in the last five year I have had as much pussy as the pope. But the only thing old men like me are good for is ordering a second dessert.