Save Al Goldstein

I beseech you in honor of my exciting sensation filled life that only exists because of your kind generosity towards me…Please, Please have mercy on me!! The people at Booble are holding me, Al Goldstein, an aging senior citizen, Korean War Veteran, who only wants the chance publish his raving on web and get paid for it.

The only way I can continue if is you post your support on my blog (and maybe buy some porn from the links on the Booble site). That’s right, crusaders of pornography, if you post your comments about how great I am below, then the lords of Booble will let me continue to ply my delightfully nasty trade.

I am being held captive with nothing in my cel but an internet connection and this computer. I have to look at porn all day long and write about it, and that is hard. Fortunately, it gets me hard so I like to do it.

Please tell my captives how you want more of me. Let them know that their small stipend that they give me should be increased fourth fold. Let them know that I need more money to feed my emaciated flesh.

Only your praise of the Almighty Goldstein can redeem these precious lives!