End of Summer Pleasantries from Your Pal Al

You poor, pathetic empty shell of a human being. Still starting at your dimly lit computer screen with no life or meaning outside of this hateful technological breakthrough called the computer. Like the caveman of yore huddled around the burning embers of fire in his dank cave while cooking the hide of a recently slain dinosaur. I imagine your haggard dirty wench of a female companion shrieking with glee in anticipation of this boiling meal.

You are now dwelling in your modern cave. Your life is as meaningless as his. And you are even more doomed because you are the last stop on the evolutionary scale. At least the caveman evolved. He will learn about Spago and the joys of sushi and smoked salmon and egg creams. You are doomed to be the dinosaur meat for today’s pornocrat tycoons today, tomorrow and until you expire.

Why else at this moment with so many people gleefully enjoying life and the companionship of other human beings you are as isolated as the sperm that you jerk off into the toilet. You have no human warmth or connections. Your sex life is as alienated as the drug-addled hookers who service your miniscule cock. Go ahead, blame the deadness of your marriage and the children who hate your guts. Keep coming back to my words of wisdom and think of me as the Billy Graham of your philosophical shallowness.



When we live in a world where your wife on that once-a-year moment spreads her legs and lets you enter the portholes of her smelly pussy while dreaming about Mel Gibson and the only time anyone says anything nice is when they want something from you, your life continues to be a twisted lie and your motor is running on empty. You are a one man self-destructive Global Warming Machine and the kiss of death to intelligence, hope, intimacy and human growth. Even desperate American stem cell researchers would not touch any part of your body.

So stay on this site and keep visiting Booble, Cragislist, Hustler.com and the devil’s other options. Continue to piss away your hard earned cash whilst you are a living tragedy. I recommend death by .38, an overdose of lithium or a leap off the roof of a tall building. At least have the dignity of Hitler and kill yourself.