Food Fetish

I have gotten quite a few emails asking about how I'm doing with my diet and weight control. Well the good news is, I am not up to 350lbs like I was before my stomach surgery, but I am 180lbs. Now I have to count my calories. I joined one of those fad diets that is advertised on tv. The food is good but I still cheat at times and I eat some high calorie meal. Too bad they don't send pussy entrees with different topppings... and call it the "Al Goldstein" diet!

I was hoping maybe, since I'm so thin and handsome now, that the "Not so fat actress" Kristie Alley might lick my balls. I know that I'd lick her pussy; it seems to have gotten nice and firm from her diet. Maybe she'd let me "rain" Al Goldstein in her snatch because I'd really like to take her mind off chocolate mousse for a while.

Quite frankly, I would probably trade pussy for a tub of gelato. Why? Because my taste buds are slowing down. Pussies come and go and by the third time an orgasm becomes old and boring. Gelato, on the other hand, comes in different flavors so eating it never gets boring and more importantly gelato is always in the mood to be eaten and it never tells me to stop eating!