Boobleland, My Kind of Theme Park

Forget Disneyland. I want to plant my flag in the ground and call it
Boobleland. Instead of walking rodents and dogs, I’d have porn stars walking around naked and fucking all over the goddamn place. Or maybe the walk around characters would be giant dicks and pussies and tits. I’d just like to make drawings of that. Maybe one of you can send some to me.

I’ve got some great ideas for attractions. How about a flume ride that has you passing through the urethra on a wave of piss, or better a thrill ride that puts you inside a giant fucking penis going up and down real quick until it shoots you up in the air in a spray of foamy jizz.

All the food would be sex themed, too. Maybe dished would be named after sex positions. Reverse cowgirl sundae, anyone? You want jizz on that? How bout a Ron Jeremy hot dog? Or a MILF burger, with Flynt Chips. Mmmmm. I get hungry just thinking about it.