Why America is Safe

Serving for two years in the Army gave me the chance to protect this country and now I am allowed to go to the VA for depression medicine and little things like shaving my pubes, which makes my cock look huge, brighten my day.

Allow me to elucidate on why we are safe. We are safe from treacherous words. Words are dangerous and that is why politicians, media powermongers and religious fanatics are limiting them. No one is calling Giuliani the WOP that he is. I attacked him everyday when I had Screw. No one is talking about how Hillary’s only qualification is that she has a vagina. Obama is a nappy headed ho who wasn’t tall enough to play basketball. Why isn’t anyone saying these things?

This is why you should vote for me. Not only am I a jew and you can call me a Kike and fodder for Auschwitz but I am not scared to say anything. I will joke about anyone and anyone can make fun of me.

We live in a world were certain things are off limits – that is mind control and political manipulation.

We are living in a world on the cusp of apocalypse, that is more myth than fact, and more delusion than real. The glaciers are melting, the west coast is in flames, and every politician is stealing or sucking dick. Vote for me and let’s go out with a bang.