TENDERIZING THE MEAT (EATING PUSSY: PART IV!)

I tend to think of myself more as the Spike Jones of pussy eating. I beat around the bush much less blatantly than others of my predilection and instead beat more within the bush. As the old adage goes, a tongue in the bush is worth two on the periphery. I adhere to that credo.

Some other techniques that can complement the art of cunnilingus are both diverse and perverse. Some men like to position their asses within idle groping distance of their partner's nimble fingers. This way if you eat her she can fool around with your cock and balls when the feeling seizes her.

If she truly is a sentimentalist, she might squeeze your balls, jerk you off wildly, or simply stroke your ass. At the very worst of it, it keeps her busy and out of mischief while you're doing your oscillation thing down below. Slick her up very well, biting slightly around her belly, thighs, tits, etc to get her damp. Once you get down into her pussy thatch, it's good to work up a lot of spit in your mouth. Coat your tongue with it and dampen her down from stem to stem.

At this point we have to come to a hygenic note:
Bluntly stated, that means that if she hasn't washed herself out lately, she might taste a little gamey. Don't let it bother you; it's simply good, honest, working sweat that even emancipated women are subjected to. Pretty soon, when her vital juices commence flowing she'll taste great.