Number 4: Blonde Ambition

I love Jamie Gillis and have chosen "Blonde Ambition" as number 4 on my "Al-Time" Top 10 Best Fuck Film list. (Gillis and Georgina Spelvin are possibly the best porn talents of the last 35 years.)

"Blonde Ambition" has a uniqueness and light touch that shames the video cinematic crap of the last 20 years, which has been defecated out of that vile asshole of video. Like vomit from a drunken college kid, the schlock of today's product makes me want to join The Moral Majority or a nunnery; to become virginal and rip my cock and balls off so I can dedicate my life to one of celibacy and abstinence. Where is Jerry Damiano and Sam Weston when we need creativity and inspiration? Today's films are just more flesh banging against flesh, like a knife slicing a sausage. Not so with "Blonde Ambition."

The pussies of today's smut are cunts waiting for their next topless dancing gig. The "stud muffins" of today live on Viagra and lead hallow lives relative to the artists and pioneers of the porn industry The robot-like performances of Ron Jeremy have driven more straight men into the arms and anal cheeks of homosexuality.

I have fond memories of Gillis. One weekend 20 years ago Jamie Gillis sent me his newest bimbo (for a personal review). For a hundred dollars I ate pussy for an hour (until my jaw hurt) and I shot a creamy load in her mouth. My frothy cum and her perfect body had me in a fiesta of flesh until the phone rang. It was Jamie and he felt left out and invited himself over. I accepted. With a self-imposed "time out," I recharged my balls for a possible second time. Thirty minutes later Gillis sauntered in and fucked his girl. Seeing him nail her turned me on and before the evening was over I shot a second wad. For a Jew it meant I had doubled my value and got two loads for the price of one. I made my rabbi proud and knew why I was one of "The Chosen."

"Blonde Ambition" is a spoof of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" and it follows the careers of two vaudeville girls (Suzie Mandel and Dory Devon) who pursue acting work in New York. They find jobs in an X-rated version of "Gone With the Wind," which means with this movie you get two spoofs for the price of one (again, something we Jews appreciate). Gillis, who performs admirably in this movie, is a bit of an oddball by porn industry standards. An Ivy-League grad with legitimate theatrical training, Jamie will occasionally perform in mainstream movies and, back in the '70s, he would recite Shakespeare during sex shows in which he was performing to keep the police at bay. How many porn movies of today can claim such talent among their "actors?" Stop wasting your money on the mindless genetalia-pounding tripe that defines the porn industry today and rent or buy "Blonde Ambition."