My Healthy Choice

I had a lousy weekend because my girlfriend was very sick. She has the flu and is bedridden. Normally I love bedridden women because it gives me the chance to "Have My Way" but this time I had to give her, her own way. I realized that I had made a choice in my life, not a healthy one... to get a girlfriend with an immune system the size of a bird's brain (a small humming bird) and a medicine cabinet the size of a chain drug store pharmacy.

Anyway, getting back to the basics, normally I find most women I date useless except when they are giving me pleasure, but this time I felt obligated to helping... so I, yes I, Al Goldstein, decided to tend to my girl's need and give her medicine, stay in bed with her and massage her feet and toes.

So yes, I decided to make a choice, I could either make a bad, unhealthy choice and eat a sick girlfriend and not get a stomach ache and be sick, or I could eat a gallon of Healthy Choice Ice Cream and get a stomach ache and be sick... I chose to do the former... at least my girl would reciprocate and suck my dick. It's no fun getting a gallon of ice cream to reciprocate by sticking my dick into its container!!... OOUCH