The Web is a Temple of Porn
Masturbation proves there is a god and his temple is the web which, I am discovering, is an celebration of carnality and porn. This online pornucopia is the antidote to boredom and marriage. Here we can worship, dick in hand, at the altar of sex without resorting to those money magnets we call women.
Your DNA dooms you to male madness and the recurring need for sexual release. Self hypnosis impells you to many delusions including the insanity that some woman wants you to plummet her hole with your meager meat.
Better then bonding with that gender, is dating a different species. I know this because my fifth wife is a chimp from Uganda. I'm her chump but have avoided the need for prenups by marrying into the animal kingdom (I also lost all my money, but that a story for another day). My 6th wife will probably be a turtle or even a centipede.
posted by Webmaster @ 6:38 PM
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Wow, I wonder what it would be like to fuck a cute li'l furry wild Bonobo? I mean, like they are so strong and wiry and willing, with that catcher's mitt...
Here'sa rant on mycurrent blog:
June 05, 2005
Did I not say that if the Bushites were re-elected there would commence a WAR ON PORN?
New 2257 record-keeping regulations going into effect this month (June 2005) have a chilling effect on explicit sexual expression on the web, especially on individual and cottage industry porn sites.
Only huge generic, lame porn run by mafia-mentality morons have the lawyers and accountants needed to deal with the complications of this law--but, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE BUSHITE GOVERNMENT WANTS! If they get lucky and successfully win a case against a the current big target (like Larry Flynt in the past, or the hapless paperback booksellers in the '60's, etc.) then no one else will dare to even show a pussy hair for fear of going to jail.
Unless somebody fights back. –royo
It is true the new 2257 rules seek to stop porn with an absurd record keeping requirement, but it will in face do NOTHING to stop web porn, and in fact make cause it to spread even more. All the big US producers are moving their operations overseas. The US will lose tax revenues, jobs, gifted entrepreneurs, and has no hope of censoring or controlling the adult web. The game is over. Anti porn crusaders just don't know it yet. Only the hapless and incompetent will be snared by this witch hunt. I am ROFL at their clueless antics.
I suppose this explains Michael Jackson's need for Bubbles.
From a female perspective, I agree (about marriage) in that it's better to not mix carnal desire with marriage. In the beginning, within the initial high of all things marital, it's all great and then when kids come along, for-fucking-get it.
The bullshit that is spewed from pop psychologists.
"With children you have to make time."
A palm pilot or PA can't save anyone with children, who's married to someone that has transformed into Mr or Miss Morality.
The only way around such things is hiring a full time nanny and living in a bigass mansion, that way it takes the kiddies a while to locate the horny married couple. In a run of the mill 'house', the kids are outside the door in two seconds flat, banging the damn door,
"Let me in!!!!!!!!!!" they yell and if you say 'piss off I'm having sex with your father/mother', your liable to be 'labelled' cause of inducing trauma on the kiddies, not to mention having community services on your doorstep.
"Young Tommy told the school counsellor that you ignore him during the morning."
Yeah, turn around and say, 'But that's the only time we have to fuck', and you'll be looked upon as a pervert.
I can go on, but I won't.
LOL
Al, you formerly fat man! You must stop frequenting the Bronx Zoo to satisfy your sexual needs!
A little tip - I hear that there are some pharmacuetical labs in NJ that sell chimps that have been pumped up with drugs and are no longer useful to the Dr Mengeles at Pfizer, Merck, and J & J ! You can fuck one in the ass for peanuts (no pun intended!) and maybe become vicariously HIGH from the drugs that are circulating in the blood vessels in their tight little chimp asses!
Was your wife in PLANET OF THE APES?
BTW< If your wife is a chimp, why did she marry "down" ?!!
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