Delusional Bloggers

The arrogance of the new generation, with their new tech breakthroughs, is astonishing. Like assholes, everyone these days has a blog and an opinion. People with no knowledge or expertise on anything pontificate about everything. Just because you have a website doesn’t mean you know anything other than you should wipe your ass after you take a shit – and I believe many of these tech-yuppies forget to do that. It is the blind leading the blind, the ignorant leading the ignorant, and this is what our government is based on. How did George W. Bush become president when he never went to a foreign country? His advisors were as dumb and provincial as he is.

And you bloggers are equally as dumb. Why do you lay upon us your ignorance, your pomposity and conceit? I want to learn from an expert, from an authority, those who know more than me. I am not interested in learning from you vermin. It would be like you trying to teach me how to eat pussy when I had sex with over 7000 women. You have had five and had to pay for each of them. It’s a world with no criteria, evaluation or grades. These people who are telling us what to think believe that the world is flat and women are afraid of sex. They are trying to interpret a world they do not and cannot understand.

These morons who verbalize their self-important thoughts on blogs are no different than a TV evangelist. They are merely blowhards impressed with their own thoughts and insights. They are empty vessels that should be on the bottom of the sea like the Titanic. This brings us to the bigger problem with democracy in that it is all about people who know nothing, telling other people who know even less, how to think and function.

New bloggers are as exciting as a mob of people about to lynch a political dissident. Whether that mob is from the French revolution or in Salem, Mass. Most bloggers are just as uninformed and not worthy of paying attention to. The only thing interesting about bloggers and tech geeks, like yourselves, is that you are the first to utilize breakthrough inventions. An example of this occured in 1980 when Sony came out with the Betamax, 90% of the product was porno films. Today nerds have found a really practical use for the iPod called the iGasm, which is a vibrator that connects to mp3 players to simulate its use to the rhythm of the song.

And just so that you know that you are reading a Goldstein blog, the war in Iraq is bullshit, Bush is a cocksucker and marriage is for masochists. One more point. Although I am attacking you bloggers, newspapers have always been filled with the same ignorance. The only difference is the delivery system. Basically there is no one to trust when it comes to getting information. Whether it is God, Page Six of the New York Post, or our mothers and fathers who taught us Elvis was a menace. We are to believe no one.