Fat Birds Flock Together
Flab is as familiar as our friends so it is no wonder that according to a new study, obesity is contagious.
The most successful business in the United States, aside from religion is the diet industry. Dieting is like playing Three-Card Monte, you cannot win.
Addicts, whether gambling, drug or otherwise, lack constraint and self control. An example of the self-destructiveness that flows from this inability to curb our excess was proven once again by the arrest of Lindsay Lohan this weekend. It seems like she is attempting to break the ropes of childhood and human restraint. It is not some random incident that her friends are as self-destructive as she is. Although she lacks obesity, she has every other human ailment that causes pain and futility in the human condition.
The old cliché that Birds of a Feather Flock together illustrates well how addicts hang out together. You can see this pattern at just about any Anonymous style meeting. The Framingham study reinforced the pattern of being influenced by those around you. There is a famous philosophical tenet that says: in the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king. This penchant for emulating our chubby friends is proven to going to any OA or weight watcher meeting or buffet table. Fat people love other fat people because they know that their pals will be less judgmental and they justify their model becomes one of excessive eating.
Following the methodology of this recent study, I believe that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. In my hope that rather than another gastric bypass surgery (I have gone from 400 to 175 pounds) I am going to start hanging out with men with huge penises so that my cock will grow.
16 Comments:
Al,
It is yet again my extreme pleasure to leave the first comment on this, your latest blog post.
I love to fuck fat women.
Mitch Haase
This is how you make fat people into thin people:
You get three hippies to dress up in flower power clothes, complete with headbands and tie dyed t-shirts, you take them to McDonalds, they find the fattest person there eating, they walk over and lightly strum there guitars and sing "obesity" "obesity" "obesity"
Guaranteed to turn fat people into thin people!
I've gain a lot of weight because of the medication I'm taking, losing it all seem impossible so I'm not very motivated, but I already lost a lot of it so now I'll try to just reduce my portions... Also by the way I love your "Fuck You" editorials on Midnight Blue, that's a show I would have watched if I had lived in New York... If I ever work in the porn business you can be sure I'll hire you!
The truth about fat is that due to poor dietary habits coupled with hormonal changes that result from a change of life, the human body is often unable to absorb enough of the right essential minerals from food. So to compensate people gain weight and become pigs.
If they knew the right foods to eat and in what portions they would not become victims of obesity. But in terms of preventative health care, you don't get such crucial info from quack physicians and/or the corrupt diet industry.
Why? Because they make money off of layman ignorance. Uninformed patients keep them in business. The only way out of the metabolic syndrome trap is comprehensive nutritional education, better knowledge about food...and something called discipline or self control.
don't eat more calories than you burn.
that's all the diet advice you need.
sure it takes self-discipline but so what.
Personally like most men I would certainly like my cock to be bigger, but he's well into the norm and beside it's not all about the size it's what you do with it...!
Al,
How obese was the fattest bitch you ever fucked?
One time I fucked a negro who probably weighed at least 350 pounds.
Mitch Haase
MITCH, When you were fucking the 'fat bitch'...she was 'fucking you' also. I hope she told all her friends about the white cracker who stuck his skinny, short (compared to her Black lovers) white pole into her black hole...and now has a dormant disease ready to explode in your asshole.
Stay tuned for a very big announcement from anonymous!
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