A Modest Proposal – Male Sanctuaries
I propose a male sanctuary to rescue men from women the same way they do this for lions. In the animal kingdom the male lion stays home to feel important while the lioness does 95 percent of the killing. The lion with its beautiful mane lulls about. This is akin to the human condition where the female is the killer.
The same way we set up a lion sanctuary to protect lions, we should do the same thing to protect men from the aggressiveness of the species. Additionally, in the same way that lions hate and rebel against enclosures, men hate marriage. The enclosure is the equivalent of imprisonment, curtailment and removal of free choice and options.
The male is an endangered species which is why he thrives on sports and crowded sports stadiums. Want to know why? Misery loves company. And the castrated male of the species seeks the company of his fellow inmates and to escape the gaping teeth of piranha-like woman.
Women are like anacondas that kill us not with their venom but by encircling us and sucking the very life out of our lungs. After suffocating us with their powerful and muscular bodies they then swallow us whole into their stomachs and let their juices digest us. Because of all this we need sanctuaries now more than ever.
The secret desire of men to be masculine would be a place where men can belch and fart in peace. Not being nagged or having their imperfections highlighted by women. Men can be the pigs they really are. Other things going on in the sanctuary: eating with hands, watching mindless TV, not begging women for sex, beating their meat for release of anxiety and wonderful naps while snoring loudly.
A real life example of this idea is the military and war. Men love war because they can hang out with other men, fashion isn’t important and there are always hookers available. Don’t forget the weaponry of war is all cock shaped.
Women have children to further ensnare men. I would never be a fag because homosexuals are mere imitators of women. Why do gay men love Judy Garland? Because she is a caricature.
Most men in prison actually enjoy their cells without the constant nagging of women who want to move into bigger houses, hire maids and buying shoes.
In the animal kingdom the male seal has 20 female seals. It is natural for him to seek diversity while the women is happy being with one partner.
The perfect example of this idea would be to put men in a Bronx Zoo like setting where he can roam free with other men. No visible cages. We could set up a monorail for hookers or scientists to come and go.
This sanctuary represents the company and companionship of men where they can play poker, tell dirty jokes and wonder aloud why we were blindsided into giving women half our money. The only part of the women that men should really care about is their cave like holes. All the women I have been with have holes so devoid of life that I believe bats hang from their vaginal walls.
Men need money and power to get a women and a woman only needs great legs and a sperm swallowing mouth. The ideal man is Albert Einstein and the ideal women is Paris Hilton. There lies a world of truth and a reason for men to stay in their sanctuary.
posted by Al Goldstein @ 7:27 PM
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i'm not sure if i know how to respond to this male sanctuary concept, but i think it's a good move. mankind may not be ready for such bold steps.
i recently had the pleasure of checking out your "Midnight Blue" interview with Carol Connors. I really dug your infamous narration about wanting to eat her pussy. christ...it's such a sad fact that it's not in good taste to discuss such matters in mixed company these days. i end up at a loss for words when all i really want to say to a girl i've just met is, "Hi...my tongue needs to be on your clitoris. Now." I can't come up to girls when I go out for lunch, "I'd a bagel with lox, tomato, and cream cheese....and then for dessert, I'd like to lick your sphincter for half an hour." Sad, sad.
And speaking of sad, you're much too hard on yourself. History will say that you saved more minds than Jesus Christ. Some of wish we had the money to support you, but you know the old canard, "Wish in one hand, and shit in the other and see which fills up first."
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Al, after 70 some odd years you've learned your lesson about women. If you got bucks but look like a troll under a bridge you must have money to pay them off or buy and sell them like a pimp. If you are a metrosexual hunk they will fall for handsome effeminity. If you're old and poor the dating and mating game is over, my friend. So the secret is to lower your standards, find a set of holes for your spunk and let a cunt take care of you for a change. That is, let her be the work slave. Remember E. G. Robinson's Nathan in The 10 Commandments? He is a role model for men screwed over by women. They only respect money or hot men who treat them like shit. Good luck in your male sanctuary, Al G.
It must be really hard to get succulent young pussy when you are old, sick, cantankerous and broke. Still, one would think being as famous, or infamous, as Al Goldstein, would be a turn on to some disturbed young thing.
There is some Ecclesiastes-like wisdom in this post.
i thank you for your good thoughts and if you come into some money dont forget me. while i am waiting for your fortune to change, can i fuck your girlfriend.
dear realmanofgenius,
i am checking out the animal kingdom for a willing female for any species. women dont care about the size of our cocks, but about the size of our wallets.
dear mario,
i am a turnoff to anything female including the black mamba. it is not difficult getting a female supplicant it is impossible. i am lonely jew who falls asleep at night in front of a blinking non-high def tv, rabbit eared tv set. pathetic.
dear zen,
dont forget i can walk on water, creat miracles and my mother was a prostitute too. i was born in a stable in the Bronx Zoo. and i am jewish like him too.
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