Fight Club

I’ve never hit a woman in my life and I don’t believe in abusing women. I don’t mind torturing and abusing my staff or someone who I think has crossed me. There are things that are done that need discipline but to hit a woman is unfair since we usually outweigh them and we are stronger.

On the seven or eight occasions I have been slugged by a woman - I loved it. One of my first girlfriends in college, an Italian girl named Camille (whose pussy tasted good but it was her garlic-filled meatballs that made me really fall in love with her) would slug me at times. What was exciting about that was that it proved she was awake. Most women don’t pay attention, they sleepwalk through life or just recite lines. But if they hit you there is a certain sincerity in that and that means they are there.

When one of my wives woke me up in the middle of the night and said "eat me" it was truly one of the two or three most exciting sexual moments in my life. It meant she wasn’t doing me a favor. I didn’t cajole her into a course of action and it wasn’t charity sex - she was horny and she wanted to cum and knew the friction of my tongue would get her off. That was great. When a woman pummels me or asks for sex it means she is an active participant in the theater of my life and makes me feel alive.