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Friday, October 26, 2007

Why America is Safe


Serving for two years in the Army gave me the chance to protect this country and now I am allowed to go to the VA for depression medicine and little things like shaving my pubes, which makes my cock look huge, brighten my day.

Allow me to elucidate on why we are safe. We are safe from treacherous words. Words are dangerous and that is why politicians, media powermongers and religious fanatics are limiting them. No one is calling Giuliani the WOP that he is. I attacked him everyday when I had Screw. No one is talking about how Hillary’s only qualification is that she has a vagina. Obama is a nappy headed ho who wasn’t tall enough to play basketball. Why isn’t anyone saying these things?

This is why you should vote for me. Not only am I a jew and you can call me a Kike and fodder for Auschwitz but I am not scared to say anything. I will joke about anyone and anyone can make fun of me.

We live in a world were certain things are off limits – that is mind control and political manipulation.

We are living in a world on the cusp of apocalypse, that is more myth than fact, and more delusion than real. The glaciers are melting, the west coast is in flames, and every politician is stealing or sucking dick. Vote for me and let’s go out with a bang.

11 Comments:

At 3:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

al,in that photograph, you look absolutely "thrilled" to be in the Army!

 
At 7:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a shame you never won the sheriff seat down here, it would have been a start. I am sure you have heard the last one was forced to quit! Miss you.
D

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Al,

Did you get a lot of pussy dressed like that?

Mitch Haase

 
At 10:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MITCH - The only way Al ever got PUSSY was with money; now he has to smear himself in tuna to find a pussy that wants to eat him.

 
At 11:07 PM, Blogger georgetheatheist said...

Al, YOU are the Spirit of '76! Thanks, buddy for all you've done [and ARE doing]. You are an inspiration for all patriots. Islamists will never conquer America because of guys like you.

 
At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In reply to the ex-wife:

You said that "The only way Al ever got PUSSY was with money". So you admit you're a fucking golddigger?

 
At 6:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey al, i need your advice.

i am married to a woman i love very much. her sweet, kind attitude makes me fall in love with her every day.

however, i just found out she racked up $50,000 in credit card debt behind my back. she came clean only after she couldn't hide it any longer.

my question is, should i stay with her because her personality gives me great joy or should i dump her because obviously i will never be able to trust her words or her judgement ever again?

 
At 8:15 AM, Blogger Clovis Luik said...

Al, what is that camera you are holding? Is it a Speed Graphic?

 
At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey al, i need your advice.

i am married to a woman i love very much. her sweet, kind attitude makes me fall in love with her every day.

however, i just found out she racked up $50,000 in credit card debt behind my back. she came clean only after she couldn't hide it any longer.

my question is, should i stay with her because her personality gives me great joy or should i dump her because obviously i will never be able to trust her words or her judgement ever again?


I don't know what al would say, but I would tell her, you owe me $50,000.00 in blowjobs.

 
At 10:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al, the world is ruled by selfish people. Don't campaign and pretend you're not one of them.

Your porn glory is past. A would be politician is just a whore who says what people wanna hear and then does something else when he gets elected.

Like sell the country to Juan, Mohammed or Schlomo.

In reality, we're all entertainers and our life is a show. As for reality, it died on Sept 10, 2001.

If your porn empire hadn't crumbled you wouldn't be making a fool of yourself like this.

Go watch reruns of Midnight Blue. America's past is safe. But its future is up for sale to the highest lowlife bidder.

Better to cherish the porn gutter than court the hypocritical maninstream.

Telling the truth won't save a status quo ruled by lies and liars.

You're 6 years too late, Al.

 
At 2:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

al goldstein's "come hither" look

 

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