Power Bottoms
If we were to look at any war zone we would find the most militant, military personnel are those that have not gotten laid in a long time. Proof of the choice between making love and fighting is that the managers of boxers would tell their fighters that they should avoid sex for at least a week before bouts. This was done to prevent the pent-up anger and hormones against a non-targeted release. What I am saying is that if you have sex you are satisfied and peaceful but if you don’t have sex you are usually frustrated and angry.
For the 55 years I have been smoking pot I have always felt that the government has been wasting its time and money on the war on drugs. It’s the same as the church telling us that masturbation will lead to blindness. What smoking pot leads to is an increased sensitivity to tactile feelings and a desire to hear music and enjoy colors and be very hungry for sweets and clit (a redundancy). That is why I had an apartment in Amsterdam and when I lived in LA I had a medical prescription for pot. Pot frees us in the moment and slows the rush of time. Everything is slow motion and sometimes freeze-framed. For many years I would go to the high times marijuana festival in Amsterdam and I realized that not one of my many co-smokers had money or was successful in business. The obvious reason was that weed made them happy and therefore their striving for power and conquest of fellow human was mellowed or in some cases negated.
The people who seek power so they can be powerful have made a choice. The two roads to travel are the one of being stoned but unaccomplished or finding power through conquering other people and lands. If Donald trump smoked hash he would sell his real estate holdings and with a big smile lay in the corner eating chocolate chip cookies and listening to Thelonius Monk.
Pot puts me on the road to pay attention to my life. I am at my best as a lover and licker when I am stoned out of my mind. When I shoot my load while being stoned my imagery is the power of Niagara Falls and a 747 taking off. I feel as if my glob of sperm is like a meteor crashing into earth. It is the power of the drugs opening my receptors.
In all my sexual travels I have never been to a swing club or bordello where a fight broke out. Every topless club has fights and knifings each night. In the whorehouse and the swing club you will get sexual release. But in a regular pick up bar or strip club your rage radar is attuned to any insult, rejection or rebuke. The ideal state to have peace on earth is to stay stoned, eat a lot of pussy and ejaculate every hour. You would not get into a fight even if a gang of thugs threatened to rape your mother because you'd be fully satisfied.
posted by Al Goldstein @ 2:59 PM
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11 Comments:
Al,
Maybe if Britney Spears had you as a boyfriend and/or husband she would not have gone coockoo for cocoa puffs and shaved her head.
Al,
Maybe if Britney Spears had you as a boyfriend and/or husband she would not have gone coockoo for cocoa puffs and shaved her head.
Nice post al. However, you contradict yourself. I don't know what the sexual habits are of our men and women in uniform are and I can't believe you do.
Also you can be a complete asshole and get laid all the time and smoke pot. I met quite a few like that.
As far as contradicting yourself, you said you smoked pot and got laid all the time and yet you were a very successful business man worth millions. What weren't you sitting in some alleyway fat,dumb and happy eating spacecakes, not caring what happens to screw?
The reason fistfights break out in clip joints and not whorehouses is because everybody is frustrated that they can't get laid.
Al, the only reason you ate pot brownies in Amsterdam was for the brownie; not the pot. We had to carry you back to your hotel room with a big smile on your face at the Wet Dream Film Festival. Oh, those were the days. Love, Marcia
A pot high is no replacement for orgasms with warm female hole receptacles. Researchers now say it is a lethal disease trigger in its own right. Al, you can get stoned to hide your sufferings. But the freeze frame slo-mo devil may care existence won't better your health or extend your life.
Pot sucks. My old stoner buddies are still doing the same shit they were 20 years ago. Nothing like living life to it's fullest. Oh yea, that thc induced paranoia is as fun as a barrel of monkies as well.
I am here to tell you I have smoked pot every single day for the past 30 + years and I am a very successful and wealthy business executive and entrepreneur. A few years ago, I saw a shink about this. He diagnosed me with mild bi polar, and has me try Lamectil. Good stuff, made me feel more level, if you will, but without the mild euphoria of pot, so the shink told me to keep on smoking dope, and try not to get arrested. Al is right, pussy tastes better when you're high, as does food. Music sounds better. The only thing I can't do high is sports... and the smoking I'm sure is unhealthy. Every man chooses his poison. I've choosen mine.
Hi Al,
I'm new to this board, first time writer long time reader, I've never tried pot, when I was a teenager starting from age 12 I wanted to fuck every girl of the school, 2 per days. I masturbated like a maniac many times a day, from age 12 to 21 there were not more than 10 day total where I didn't masturbate a least 2 time a day, sometimes I masturbated for 10 hours watching porn on the internet. sex was my joy in life and fucking was the only thing I wanted to do in life. but unfortunately when Ireached 25 that testosterone seemed to disappear from my body, so gone is my joy in life... I wonder if pot could be a good replacement for that euphoria and pleasure that I long so much...
Al, can't get Hustler for March, April's in the stores now. I don't live in the 'porn capital' anymore...was I in there with my legs spread and a pastrami sandwich sticking out of my snatch? Marcia
Al,
You are motherfucking goddamn right about pot. I've never smoked it but I think it is your constitutional right as an American to put whatever you want in your body.
Before you know it, The Man will be telling you it's illegal to jerk off to thoughts of men.
Mitch Haase
Pot rots your brain!
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