Still "Living The Life"
When we look for what's in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow after 5 marriages and over 7000 women with every fantasy of mine satisfied, I am thrilled to boast that my girlfriend represents a meal of the Gods. She is thin and beautiful and tawny, and her pubic hairs tickle my nose when I lick her interior.
My greatest fantasy happened at 3:20 a.m. and said, "Eat Me." That was the most delicious meal I ever had. She also demanded her climax. This meant that she really wanted me to eat her!
Men have gone through life having women be kind to them. What we want as men, are active women. My girl wasn't imitating pseudo-interest in my pleasure but rather she was being an active partner in our lovemaking. She has been away lately so I have not been able to nibble on her as much as I like, but now and then I eat her pussy and I run my tongue up and down her ass and lubricate her anus. As a finale I like to roll her on her back and suck on her toes for at least 30 minutes, my culmination being shoving my cock in her mouth and letting out globs of thick, rich cum.Most guys seek porno because they haven't experienced what I have lived. I have been with the real life Seka, Linda Lovelace and world famous porno actresses. Sadly, X-rated movies and porn are like cripples with no progress. In porno the only thing new is the delivery system via cell phones, DVD’s and hi-def. The production is still a stinky rotting corrosive piece of fantasy fodder. I don't care as long as I have my girlfriend's pussy to eat. Readers, if all you have is fantasy, kill yourself or blow your dick off!
posted by Al Goldstein @ 11:20 AM
13 comments
13 Comments:
Over 7000 women? I guess mostly ate there pussy? When you die, they should have your tongue bronzed!
The rest of your blogs, for the rest of your days, should depict your vagina-eating exploits and comforts.
If only all the women in the world were like your girlfriend, Al, all the men would be too busy eating pussy and having their dicks drained to make war - or do anything else, for that matter.
You should change your name to Al "Master Pussy Eater" Goldstein. Then you can do infomercials on TV selling DVD's showing other men how to eat pussy.
Isn't the internet great al, you can write blogs about all the pussy you ate, all the wealth, all the comforts, how much better you are then we are, and we can post comments and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh...gosh it's just like sitting around the campfire and flapping our gums.
So what you seem to be saying is that because you have such great memories, you don't need the visual stim of good porn. You just dredge up some mental movies starring your favorite vintage porn star from the ole memory bank and run it in your head, as opposed to watching lame Internet porn. How wonderful that is for you. And a money saver, too! Your advice for the rest of us, who have been busy working our lives away, lucky to have fucked a couple of women in our youth before settling down for a lifetime of once or twice a week sex, should kill ourselves? THAT's your advice?!?! Gee, thanks, old man. I'll take it under advisement. So kind of you. ASSHOLE.
I think you're right. Fantasy is only a halfway measure, if people use it full time...?
A discussion I had with my ex recently flirted with porn, how scenes (for example girl-girl scenes) were portrayed in an artificially elegant manner. We both arrived to the conclusion that it's by way of the directory, then maybe the editing process which puts scenes together.
At one point here in Australia, magazines like Cosmo and Cleo were going strong publishing lesbian erotica, articles and all sorts of things, to make it into the 'trendy' activity for the glamazon. But here in Sydney, in particular, I haven't really seen any women that is 'elegant' as exhibited in porno film. A high number of female couples are butch.
average joe, if you think sex is for the extremely fortunate than you need to get out more. For anyone in this day and age to find it so goddamned difficult to fuck, they'd have to be SAD.
My tongue is the Challanger of outer space and inner joy!ag
I live to watch my wife have her hot nigger and nappy pussy eaten like chitlins.She loves white sperm.
Roasting marshmallos is more fun and cheaper then getting married
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