Village Missing Idiot, Bush Likely Suspect

The South has proved to us that incest is bad for progeny. To wit: George Bush. I believe that Barbara fucked the village idiot and her son is the fruit of that immoral sexual congress; from her loins came a monster, and that bastard son has become our president who has brought us the ultimate obscenity, an illegal war. We have surpassed 2000 dead US soldiers who are cannon fodder in the search for weapons that never existed. I am a Korean War veteran and though I didn't fight in Vietnam, I hated that war. Gen. Westmoreland lied to us and LBJ kept the log rolling. Nixon continued the Vietnam war an extra three years and the fly trap called Iraq proves that history repeats itself. To those Booble readers who still defend "our" president GO FUCK YOURSELF! Too bad Hitler wasn't on the ballot. At least your vote for him would have made the error in your judgment more apparent.

You voted to kill your fellow countrymen in a fruitless war that is an exact replica of Vietnam. In Vietnam, we lost 52,000 men. George has 50,000 to go. I have faith in his ineptitude and believe he can reach his goal. Also that he can walk on water and will find those weapons even if he has to make them himself. The failure of democracy is the voting by morons FOR morons. I would prefer a Platonic Republic where we have the intelligentsia voting. Maybe Mensa should screen by IQ, and apply the same criteria for parents-to-be. But I will save these thoughts for a future blog.

In any event, I wish we could just fast-forward to the Iraqi War memorial in Washington. The Vietnam War memorial was a stroke of genius: giant V-shaped tombstone-like wall engraved with all the dead soldiers' names. How's this for an Iraqi-War memorial idea: Giant marble statue of George Bush ramming his cock up the ass of a bent-over statue of Uncle Sam. You think my design will be selected by the National Capital Memorial Commission? I can't sleep at night wondering if my design will be selected.