FROM PUSSY TO COCK
I first ate pussy in 1952 when I was 16. In the years since then I've tasted close to 7000 hairy pies because I am the oral king (once 400lbs fat because of my appetite). The funny thing is that I didn't just eat pussy, but I sometimes tried to swallow it like I was an anoconda.

My past experiences in eating pussy were not unlike a huge python or a large constriction snake trying to devour its prey in one big gulp. Because cannibalism is against the law (unless you are stuck in a plane cras), I have never digested the pussies I ate but always saved them for future meals.
The best thing about cunnilingus is by licking and lapping you feel filled and complete. My love of pussy is based on burying my head in the warm orifice and tasting the meal of Gods. If I devoured I would probably be called a serial-pussy-killer and would be put to death! I love tasting and preserving, not tasting and destroying!

The most exciting position for me to bring off my girlfriend with my acrobatic tongue was her lying on her back with her legs stretched out. When she sucked me off I preferred having her on her knees, my cock stood up better and would fill her mouth.
Eating pussy for me was always my preferred sexual performance because it satisfied my partner and guaranteed me a blowjob. The key to my eating pussy was not just my tongue's gymnastics but also my love for the activity. It was my addiction to a pussy's taste and my love for the womb. I never did pussy eating as a favor but rather I got immediate satisfaction and instant gratification. The pay off was joy and ecstasy.
Unlike men who usually come once, women come more than once sometimes. My current girlfriend would ask me to stop after one orgasm because her cum trip would be so intense, but I would stay there and keep lapping until she would come 3 more times. She would moan and groan until her throat got sore, but I only stop when her body starts shaking.
In the past 55 years I have on occasions sucked cock but still nothing compares to the taste and smell and texture of raw pussy meat. I believe that if I end up in a senior citizen home, I'd wind up eating cock. I think it would be hard to find kosher pussies. I might end up a blatant homosexual.
Even though cocks look like simple hot dogs and pussies look like scrambled eggs, and I prefer eating egss that are soft, complicated and hard to tell where anything is...at least with a hot dog it will stand at attention and show appreciation.
As I prepare to become a cocksucker I will start with my foot fetish and practice on sucking on toes. Shrimping is not exciting as cocksucking or pussy eating for me but at least it would add experience, diversity and excitement to my almost extinct pussy eating.
8 Comments:
Shalome, Al.
"from pussy to cock"? MAZEL TOV, AL!
i gotta tell ya, al, the image of you with a dick in your mouth: not a turn on... actually, the image of you having sex with ANYONE is not a turn on
Al, how in the world do you still get laid? Are you a hypnotist?
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Where has this blog been all my life.
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