Explore The Marshmellow - Al's New Vlog
Hello fans of Al. We are starting a new segment this week. Instead of a Blog we are going to post a Vlog, which is a video blog for all you Luddites out there. Enjoy!
posted by Al Goldstein @ 9:41 AM
68 comments
68 Comments:
Al, I ate that shit when I was a kid in grade school fifty years ago. How come you didn't show an unopened package of that crap? And who's the jackass laughing during your spiel? Your home attendant?
Fucking awesome Al. Next week: Cap'nCrunch.
Wisdom! Al, you are a god; post more.
GeorgetheAtheist,
I don't always agree with what you are writing on Al's Blog. However, I read it because I find your material interesting, funny and unforgettable. I will always treat you with dignity and respect and I look forward to reading more of your thoughts.
I was hoping for something a little more serious on Al's next YouTube. I guess he's returning to comedy?
Any comments Al about your new futures?
Thanks
Al, What happened to all the hardcore pictures you promised us?
No more Blog? What about your future writings? Your Blog Posts have been running a lot longer than 2 years and I don't see how this new video is helping you advance your agenda. What is your purpose?
i will be posting harcore. just taking a little longer to secure a scanner and dig through some old photo boxes. but it will happen. and i will be posting writings as well. just trying something new for now.
AG
Al,
That video was funny as hell. Makes me feel like I'm watching Midnight Blue again. Keep it up!
Mitch Haase
Al, the viral video blogs are cute. But we wants hardcore of hot 70s porn Jewesses sucking dick and eating cum. Ultra oral receptacles like Merle Michales, C. J. Laing, Tasha Voux, Cindy Shepard and so on.
If you give us the old school smut cream de la twat, we your fans and readers shall be indebted to you. And we will keep posting and boosting your traffic so Booble will raise your pay.
Al Goldstein and Midnight Blue is back! Great video! Keep up the good work! I'm going to go out and buy a package of Snoballs!
I used to live on Hostess Snoballs when I was a second grader. That was 1962. I also used to devour lots of Hostess Cup Cakes, too, along with Drake's Ring Dings and Ring Ding, Jrs. Hostess Snoballs used to come in pink and white. However, I miss going to those kosher bakeries that were located in Queens which sold carrot cakes, rum balls, chocolate/marble cheesecakes and strawberry cheesecakes.
never had a snoball. I'll get one tomorrow. Have you tried hostess ding dongs? They're my favorite.Do you still smoke cigars? If so, what brand do you currently smoke?
hey al, has a bitch ever crapped a small turd in your mouth while you were eating her ass?
I have to give the makers of Hostess Snoballs credit for not plastering their packages of images of the Disney characters. The vast majority of your blog readers probably still despise Ghouliani for Disneyfying the 42nd Street/Times Square area. So do I! However, I also despise the Disney people for purchasing New York's WQEW radio station during the late 1990s. WQEW--1560 AM--before Disney got its hands on it--used to play Frank Sinatra's songs along with the hits of Rosemary Clooney, Tony Bennett, Tom Jones and other renown performers. However, that station has been playing utterly forgetable crap ever since it was Disneyfied. And, I don't think that too many kids actually listen to that station within its intended broadcasting range. Nonetheless, I get the eerie feeling that the performers who actually perform the songs which are played on 1560 AM are actually being groomed to become either high-class call girls and bugger boys when they reach maturity. That's just my opinion.
I hope the Disney people don't shut down Al Goldstein's blog simply due to my criticism of WQEW 1560 AM. Nonetheless I don't think that AM radio is an effective medium for attracting the particular audience that Disney is aiming at in the metro New York City area. And, the kind of songs which that station plays is probably no better than static.
I recall that the song from Disney's 1961 movie, THE PARENT TRAP, was often played on Top 40s radio stations in the New York area around the time of that movie's release. However, that song's success was essentially limited to its initial release. It's the kind of song that was only heard on WCBS-FM during its Top 20 Countdown program for the year 1961. I'm willing to bet that for every time that the song from THE PARENT TRAP was played on WCBS-FM Del Shannon's 1961 hit, RUNAWAY, and Tony Orlando's BLESS YOU was played 1,000 times--or even 10,000 times!
With the possible exception of talk radio - AM radio is history. Ratings don't apply to the Disney stations because of the age range and the stations are making money as one long infomercial.
Music from the 60's is still in heavy rotation but no Sinatra. Songs like "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" by Steam (look at those lyrics online) and the 1910 Fruitgum Company's song catalogue is played all the time. I would direct your frustrations to the Disney Family and just check out their history of lawsuits. Now we all know that Disneyland is not the most fun place on earth.
That's a lot of Steam.
I'm thrilled to see Al do anything new on the Internet. It's been a long time and I hope he continues.
AM radio will always live because of news, traffic and talk if nothing else.
it's also the only free radio you'll receive in your car when you're driving through the middle of nowhere at night.
"Marshmallow" not "Marshmellow".
Let's all buy and eat a package of snoballs tomorrow & make the world a better place. Keep the video blogs coming al! Please give us a fuck you segment once in a while...MIDNIGHT BLUE RETURNS ONLINE!!
Louis G.
Bronx, NY
To my fellow anonymous contributor: would you believe that the number of classic oldies radio stations is declining in the greater New York City metropolitan area? Stamford, Connecticut's WKHL FM--"Kool 96.7 FM"--stopped playing the hit songs from the '60s in June 2006, and that station has been reborn as one that plays the hits from the '80s era. New York City's WCBS-FM 101.1 considers itself to be an "oldies" station but it rarely--if ever--plays the hits from the Fifties and the early Sixties. WCBS-FM might occasionally play Steam's hit record but you'll probably won't hear that station play the Ventures' "WALK DON'T RUN" or the greatest hits of the Drifters anymore.
In case the casual readers of this blog think that oldies music is an irrelevant subject it should be pointed out that there'll be a time in the not-too-distant future when the shot-on-film porn movies from the 1970s and 1980s will be regarded as "ancient history",too. Some porn fans seem to think that the adult film industry came into existence when Ron Jeremy began appearing in porn movies.
"would you believe that the number of classic oldies radio stations is declining"
yes, because the number of classic oldies listeners is decreasing every day.
not because the music sucks but because they are dying from old age.
I don't think that the decline in the number of oldies stations can be attributed solely to rising death rates among their audiences. WCBS-FM's former target market has shrunk in size as more of its listeners have moved to the sunbelt states, the outer suburbs of New York City or to other states like Pennsylvania and Massachusetts. In addition, WCBS-FM's old format really went down the tubes in which that station would more-or-less play the same twenty oldies hits every single day. WKHL-FM adopted this practice, too,where it would often play Sonny & Cher's 1965 hit, I'VE GOT YOU, BABE three times a day along with the greatest hits of such groups as the Dave Clark Five and Gary Lewis and the Playboy nearly every single day.
It should be noted that the decline in the mom & pop video stores was due, in part, to changing demographics particularly in Brooklyn and Queens. The number of mom & pop video stores that were located in northeast Queens shrunk from nearly 40 in the mid 1980s to 3 or 4 by the early years of the current decade.
I just had my first snoball. I washed it down with a 24oz can of Milwaukee's Best beer. What wonderful tasty joy!
anyone who listens to classic oldies music has one foot in the grave.
The taste of shit is sweet!
In the early 70's when Adult films like Hot Circuit were breaking the oldies revival was just kicking off. At the time Elvis had been hot for about 15 years. That same music today dates back to 53 years and oldies radio committed suicide by burning us out and failing to be creative. More money can be made off Rap/Hip-Hop and like the Turtles say - "If you can remember the glory days then you were never there". The Turtles have a point and making your own music comps or using iTunes is a better deal. Most baby boomers and seniors would rather travel and spend money than waste their time on worn out music (in general). In 1965, Top-40 stations were not playing hits from 1915. Need I say more?
The oldies stations practically dug their own grave by playing the greatest hits of The Four Seasons constantly day after day. However, the Fifties nostalgia craze which lasted throughout the 1970s and into the 1980s coincided with the era when Al Goldstein's SCREW was the best publication around. SCREW was an innovator which contained the funniest articles and cartoons. The best SCREW covers appeared throughout the 1970s at a time when a sizeable percentage of the U.S. population was watching HAPPY DAYS and MORK & MINDY.
To M: In 1965 CBS, NBC and ABC were showing westerns in their evening primetime schedules. The westerns glorified life in the Old West during the latter half of the Nineteenth century. Getting back to the oldies radio stations I used to listen to WKHL 96.7 FM and WCBS-FM at night during the 1990s when I was visiting all of the mom & pop video stores that were located on Long Island and in New Jersey. I used to collect vintage X-rated videotapes particular the classic VCA and Video-X-Pix titles.VCA was selling censored editions of its various titles even as early as 1990.To this day I have not been able to obtain a decent, complete print of Henry Paris's NAKED CAME THE STRANGER.
al, i want to see you shove your dick into a package of snoballs and fuck it, blow a load it it then feed it to your cat.
Naked Came The Stranger - 1975 Wanted by a Fan of Al's:
Please shop around. That title is available on the market "uncut". It may be hard but you will find it. I can see why your frustrated but just think about the Adult owners and distributors who went to prison for obscenity charges that a conservative jury found worthy of conviction.
Also, if you recall, those 5 million dollar fines were split by the FBI. Many different groups had an agenda. I have seen this request on this Blog before and I don't consider re-editing to be a priority. Think about it. Adult owners want to make money. Same with Misty and a long list of classics. I say grab the original VHS and run. Go to the trade shows and ask the powers that be. No one wants to go to prison for anything. Is a Henry Paris tape worth the risk? No way and I can't even remember anything worth cutting. It was just a funny film that remains a classic from the Golden Age and these Adult films will never die - the Internet will save everything. Wait long enough and you will be able to download this title - all 85 minutes. I predict that day is coming sooner than you think. Mark my words.
And , sad but true, your oldies radio stations are nothing more than glorified jukeboxes that offer little variety and almost no personality. Too many commercials as well. If you want to feel old - just listen to them. Oldies radio has become an insult - they are really missing their core audience and, I think, ready to fall off the boat. Oldies Radio is no FUN anymore! What a waste. In 1965 those California Girls (Beach Boys) were young and now their almost 70. Quite sobering if you have a good memory in 2008 and few regrets. I think your looking for something else....
I'd like to ask the readers their opinion of Bruce ("Cousin Brucie") Morrow...a hero or a goat?
anyone who listens to oldies is one step away from death's door.
And anyone who listens to the new brain dead, tone deaf dreck is an undead zombie doomed to a sick pop culture that reflects the dark end days of US fascism and the decline of western civilization.
Oldies are all that's left of America at its best and happiest. New age media has been ruined by generation wigger, metrosexual bohemian psycho and has been MIA or DOA for the last 15 years.
Do us a favor and go die in Iraq for BushCo's oil. Old is gold.
It's hard to believe that NAKED CAME THE STRANGER deserved to be censored but there are some people who don't have a sense of humor. That movie used to include some witty scenes that dealt with whips, S&M, and kinky behaviour. However, no one was harmed or terrorized in those particular scenes. VCA unfortunately censored those scenes many years ago probably as the result of that company being fined the Feds. VCA censored other titles in its video library because of what happened to its owner Russ Hampshire many years ago.
Getting back to the oldies songs it's true that girls of 1965 will soon be collecting social security checks within a few years. However, I'd like to think of 1965 as a time when America's automobile industry was the envy of the world and when one would look forward to watching the latest James Bond movie.
I'm surprised that it took so long for Al to discover the joys of eating Hostess Snoballs! By the time I was ten years old I was chomping on such delicacies as Drake's Yodels, Funny Bones and Ring Dings as well as Hostess's Snoballs and Hostess Cupcakes.
There's nothing wrong with eating Hostess Snoballs. I used to know people who used to dine on entire containers of Betty Crocker chocolate frosting. An acquaintance of mine used to eat entire tubes of Pillsbury chocolate cookie by placing the contents in his mouth as if it were a candy bar.
Cousin Brucie has a lot of passion but some of his playlist sounds so dated (even in stereo). Maybe it's just me but these oldies are nothing more than memories. Reminders of ex-girlfriends and other events. On the other hand I'm reminded of my age and missed opportunities so the consequenses can run high and low. I'd rather start a new life than reflect on the past - unless I'm writing my memoir. I am a soul survivor but some of these songs can be a real drag. Who said life is fair?
Fact: These oldies from the 50's through what dropped off the last charts will outlive us all and no one saw that coming except IT and the Dick Clark's of the world. That's heavy as we face the grave and the same song plays on.
All this old music stuff. I think most of us were sold a bad bill of goods. The lyrics in those songs were far from healthy. Advertising wins again. Adult was honest. Porn plots kept the business alive. That's why the porn stars scored a 10 every time. They were real. I mean, I did not get ripped off and have no regrets. That's real music.
the true geriatric nature of this blog's audience is starting to show.
Young Buck. The audience doesn't even type their own posts; their attendants do it for them - after they wipe their clients' chins of their dictation drool.
That was pretty good. SnoBalls have been around for over 60 years and sell 25 million a year says Hostess. I didn't know that. What's next?
al,
how do you feel about the lemmings who post here going out and eating snoballs just like you and jerking off to it?
was it like this with your screw audience back in the day or were they more sophisticated?
also please tell us about the different flavors of ass you have tasted. this is something most men don't know anything about.
all you geriatric bitches in diapers can watch me interviewing walter cronkite at his house 15 years ago:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QYZ0JTD6Bb8
Ron,
That video you shared with us is almost 20 years old. Have you produced anything a little more current that we can see?
Anything new? Also, women like ass too. Try asking your girlfriend?
Al - every song tells a different story. What's your favorite song, new or old and what's the story?
To Ron Simonsen: Hostess Snoballs could be deployed as a weapon in case the U.S. decides to invade Iran in the near future. Instead of using weapons of mass destruction the U.S. could render Iran's population harmless and immobile by dropping millions of tons of Hershey bars, boxes of sugar-rich breakfast cereal, Hostess's various baked goods, Entenmann's brownies, millions of packages of M&Ms, and even endless tons of frozen pizzas. I understand that the Iranian population is currently experiencing food shortages, and that the Iranians would appreciate receiving those "Care packages" from Uncle Sam.
Al, has anyone sent this video to Hostess yet? SnoBalls just celebrated 60 years. How about that?
Scientific studies say today's sick young people who diss elders and the pristine pop cultural past cannot see or hear happiness or innocence in film or music because they were born mentally ill as reincarnated tortured souls of murder victims.
Also, any poster who thinks by raving about a product that porn fans will run out and buy it is a complete moron. My rants and raves have made this message forum what it is. And I do it so the traffic might add to Al's pay and better finance his old age.
I think a number of posters would strongly disagree with you and gladly debate your beliefs.
By the way - Who are you? I have been posting forever and have no clue whatsoever - do you? Are you sure this is the correct Blog? Perhaps your confused? It sounds like you are the tortured one? Am I correct?
Anons tend to be pussies. I find the other posters to be highly insightful and entertaining.
Anyone who takes this blog too seriously is tortured. It's all in good fun. Get a life, Anon(s).
Only Mitch, Ron and Al used their real names out of 50 on this Blog Post alone. It's not always safe and that's something every poster needs to take seriously.
Everyone needs to take their life and time very seriously and that includes time on this Blog. Every poster brings something special to this unique space on the Internet. Unique is the right word.
If Al Goldstein were still publishing SCREW he would have most likely would be figuring out how to relate Charlton Heston's demise with the need to subscribe to SCREW. Perhaps Al would conclude that had Chuck Heston ate Hostess Snoballs instead of either manna from heaven or Soylent Greeen he'd still be alive today and grasping his rifle,too!
What's Moose from Screw think of Al's new video?
Al, That video is so ridiculous. It is funny. I think you have a natural flair for comedy and never thought I would be typing these words in a million years. I'm used to the angry side of you and not the silly side so hurry up and make some more. Make me laugh again.
hey anonymous,
if you're not used to the silly side of al you must not have watched very much midnight blue or read screw very often.
you're that bloward M, aren't ya.
hey al, what is your opinion on genital bisection?
You can take that genital bisection shit somewhere else buddy, that is just sick mutilation.
If there ever were perverts, you people are it.
I wouldn't touch a "Sno Ball" with a 20 foot pole. Not only are they mass produced by a fascist corporation (Hostess) that viciously exploits the poor, but they're also exceedingly unhealthy. The only thing you'll achieve from consuming "Sno Balls" is a set of rotten teeth and a beach ball sized gut.
It seems Al is hell bent on stuffing his decrepit body with poisons.
Most of the food I eat is either grown in my backyard or purchased fresh from local farmers, and I feel like a million bucks because of it.
Viva La Revolución!
Has Hostess ever produced anything that's healthy? I once read an article stating that Twinkies contain preservatives that can stay in our bodies for up to 14 years. That's a long time and to think I ate Hostess products as a child. That's depressing even if I did not know any better.
I forgot. Hostess did know better about the toxicity of their products. They just kept it a secret. How can anyone respect that? That's pretty sad.
Why do us big cock guys always have to die young?
Imagine, you have a backyard? You a property owner? Not for long buddy if the Reds come into power.
Ayn Rand lives!
Following the 1959 revolution, Cuba’s communist government embarked upon a pervasive effort to rid the nation of homosexuality, which was seen as a product of a capitalist society.
Through the 1960s and 1970s this campaign included the frequent imprisonment of lesbians and gays (particularly effeminate males) without charge or trial, and confinement to forced labor camps.
Parents were legally required to report their gay children.
Viva La Revolución!
Mark (10 1/2) Stevens deserved more support from the Adult Industry. I feel like his life was a real tragedy considering he was never fully appreciated for his darker side. Mark lived a colorful life and many felt his personality was underdeveloped and directors like Gerard Damiano described him as a person who just faded into the woodwork. If you think John C. Holmes was complex then investigate Mark's story. You won't believe it. Too much to write about here.
On the lighter and fun side. Mark is deep throated by Barbara Bourbon in "The Private Afternoons Of Pamela Mann" released in 1974. What may be his last performance came courtesy of Damiano in the Essex title - Ultrasex and will leave you exhausted as Mark was switching careers and about to pass away in his fourties (late 80's). It's too bad this business attracts so many unhealthy people and too bad for us who know our history.
Mark was underappreciated and that should have been a crime - even with 10 1/2 inches and so much to write home about.
JESUS CHRIST THIS BLOG IS DEAD. DID EVERYONE UP AND DIE FROM OLD AGE?
al, when are you going to get back to insulting your readers? this is getting fucking stupid.
Jerry Butler and his 6 inches are still above ground.
This video makes me wonder what Al's fingers smell like.
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