Mendacity Chefs
Advertising is essentially equal to tactful lying. The job of advertising is to separate the consumer from his money, by any means necessary. This means that advertising and prostitution is the same thing. They both show us the fantasy and illusion, and then they give us the clap.
If you watch TV all you will see are pretty blonds with perfect teeth. All these women know is how to groom themselves and how to separate men from their hard earned dollars, which makes them perfect ad pitchwomen.
Fashion is nothing but anatomical advertising. Its purpose is to highlight the attractive parts of a woman’s body to induce us to throw jewelry and candy at them. Car companies are the same way. This week I am watching all the car companies try to convince me to try to buy a new car. Whether its safety, comfort or hipness – it is merely an attempt to cajole me into believing the BS floating into my eardrums. But BS is what it is, and any relationship to honesty is purely incidental.
The people who turn out this garbage are just like the Nazi’s at Auschwitz. They have no conscious or integrity. All they want to do is move product and make money.
As a walking infirmary, I take 11 meds including Vytorin. I read recently about a Pzifer study which showed that Vytorin was dangerous and killed more people than it helped. Hundreds of millions were spent to sell this lethal concoction. The study that revealed these dangers was completed two years ago but kept secret to maximize profits.
If you watch TV all you will see are pretty blonds with perfect teeth. All these women know is how to groom themselves and how to separate men from their hard earned dollars, which makes them perfect ad pitchwomen.
Fashion is nothing but anatomical advertising. Its purpose is to highlight the attractive parts of a woman’s body to induce us to throw jewelry and candy at them. Car companies are the same way. This week I am watching all the car companies try to convince me to try to buy a new car. Whether its safety, comfort or hipness – it is merely an attempt to cajole me into believing the BS floating into my eardrums. But BS is what it is, and any relationship to honesty is purely incidental.
The people who turn out this garbage are just like the Nazi’s at Auschwitz. They have no conscious or integrity. All they want to do is move product and make money.
As a walking infirmary, I take 11 meds including Vytorin. I read recently about a Pzifer study which showed that Vytorin was dangerous and killed more people than it helped. Hundreds of millions were spent to sell this lethal concoction. The study that revealed these dangers was completed two years ago but kept secret to maximize profits.
As bad as these pharmaceutical criminal conspiracies are, we can add whip cream to the cake of mendacity by including the sex business in this recipe. The sex business sells “fantasy”, just as politicians sell “change”, just as pharmaceutical companies sell “health”. They commoditize our hopes and dreams and needs. But only with the help of the advertising industry are they able to accomplish their self-serving and twisted goals. So to the advertising industry and everyone working in it I say FUCK YOU - you are lower than whale dung.
posted by Al Goldstein @ 11:14 AM
55 comments
55 Comments:
I agree! The pharmaceutical companies are the worse. They have commercials selling drugs for medical conditions I've never heard of and then they want you to ask your doctor if this drug is right for you. Shameful!
Hey Al, what's that crap on your forehead, right above your eyes? Was (is) it a venereal disease?
Al
I feel that the pharmaceutical drug companies are beyond unethical. It's scary that we are money magnets in the eyes of people who say they want the best for us then run when side effects or worse cause us to fall apart.
Sex sells drugs and most reps I know don't even consume the drugs. They work all the time and make an average of $300,000 a year. It's a racket. The look is cookie cutter. Wind-up doll or pretty boy.
Adults can turn all this off and navigate through life but the fact that they market and condition children is a very sad state of affairs.
There is so much to write about in response to your Blog post but what came up for me first is that most reps lie about how harmful the drugs are. Anyone who investigates the drug Zyprexa manufactured by Eli Lilli (for example) may lose more than a few nights of sleep. This entire post was very relevant and I always tell people that Adult Porn is what it is. There are no secrets unlike the fantasy seductive advertising that often offers everything and delivers little.
Thank God there are some good scripts out there. There are some manufacturing labs which are well known but fail to clean up so who knows what were getting. The labs pay others off at inspection time and clean up at the bank.
More later....
Al,
When you were running Screw, did you feel you had to compromise with the devil when selling ad space?
You should see the people I work with who are in sales and marketing. They are the most shallow, clueless dipshits imaginable. They think everyone is as stupid as they are, which is mostly true now that I think about it.
Look at the top rated TV shows:
Top TV Ratings | Nielsen Media Research
American Idol, Survivor, WWE Pro Wrestling, Wheel of Fortune, Judge Judy and a bunch of stupid sitcoms.
Who the fuck but a moron would watch that crap? The masses are ignorant sheep who are easily manipulated by blowhard ad men.
Mitch Haase
Anything unnatural or manmade is most likely toxic. Don't let Big Pharma fool you. The side effects they warn of in commercial ads are a deadly giveaway. There's a big difference between selling public orgasms for private fantasies and pitching poison pill snake oils.
Even bad porn will make you horny and wanna get laid. But a bad drug will only make health problems worse. So treat what ails you with preventative medicine, proper nutrition and exercise. Wise info easily found online. Docs are nothing but pushers for drug companies.
Well put Al...
Another remarkable argument for the eventual implementation of Socialism in amerika. Advertising executives are charlatans and mountebanks who suck the blood of the poor. They will have no place in the future Worker's America (USSA).
Viva La Revolución!
AL,
Did you bang Nancy Dimarco
in North Carolina. She had one
meaty cunt that had a great pungent smell. She was a great fuck!
hey al, tell us about the last time you got any pussy.
I don't remember the last time I had a dame, but I remember my first time.
I had just quit the 4th grade and went into show business full time as a song & dance man. One of the girls on the show was a dancer with a great pair of fans named Betty...uh I'm tired, I have to lie down in my coffin and rest, I'll tell you the rest of the story later...
Hey Imagine, a hammer and sickle?
Why don't you go back to the 19th century with these antediluvian tools. Today we use robots and computers for manufacturing. Communism is in the dust bin of history.
Ayn Rand lives!
Anon, sounds like Nancy D had giant canyon cunt flower pussy lips. Where can I eat some of that? Is that meaty hole piece of ass still around or is she now a walking corpse ready for the coffin like Al?
al, what's it like to be so close to death?
Al, you need to get out of the city more. You can't find 10's, but you can find 5 2's (and apologies to George Carlin, if anyone can find him).
But no, the truth is, when you get out to the more rural areas, it is still possible to get into a personal relationship with your medical professional- this can mean the difference between having heartburn and being prescribed a $12-a-pop prescription for Axid, vs. being told to down a slug of Mylanta and to quit being a queer. Besides, all the TV ads in the world won't matter when you go to buy a new car. The guy on the lot knows that if he screws you, you're going to wait 'till dark and come back with a shovel and a good drunk on. And that's good livin' right there.
Advertising is for the weak minded sheep, but so long as the sheep say baa, what are you gonna do? We know they suck, they know they suck, and all we can do is hope a good case of Cholera comes their way and dribbles their nasty lives away down their legs in thin brown streaks.
al, how many different flavors of VD have you had?
communism and totalitarianism kick ass because most people are morons who deserve to be ruled with an iron fist.
look at the crap on tv and the junk sales people sell to the sheep every day if you need any examples of why i am right.
the masses should be bred and slaughtered as chattel in service to the greater good, the state.
hey al, if you were a real man you would post a photo of yourself nude.
It seems to me that Old Man Goldstein is a bit hypocritical here. Hey Al, you made your fortune in Screw with porno and whore ADVERTISING yourself. Look in the mirror, fercrissake.
Methinks that atheistgeorge is a neocon plant for the new global disorder. He is no porn fan and has no reason to post here other than to poison the message forum with fascist right wing views. Al is an immortal free speech God of hedonistic fame while George will get old and die anonymously. LOL!
Oh, don't mind old GA. His whole existence is not worth an AG piss, spit, cum and shit body fluid sandwich. GA's right wing ilk are trying to postpone GOP naturally select extinction with might makes right war whore hawkishness.
Anonymous,
I think your just encouraging GeorgetheAtheist by provoking a fight. Just google him and read his history. I don't think your fighting fair but then maybe you want to spar?
I think Al summed it up perfectly when he said, "To the GeorgetheAtheist, you are the most pathetic, lobotomized diarretic shit I have encounted on the Internet."
When you think of all the dirtbags Goldstein has run across, that's really saying something.
It's very easy to condemn the overall low quality of American popular culture but it's just as easy to ridicule the stuff that's produced by the adult film industry nowadays. If one wants to become bored of gaping at women who have unnaturally large breasts then one should watch those naked women wrestling DVDs that are sold by Napali Video. I tend to watch those DVDs while pressing the remote control's fast forward button.
communists and socialists have never produced good porn.
None of you assholes addressed my original question: what is that shit on Al's forehead in the photo?
GeorgetheAtheist has lost "it" and I warned you.
george, i think al is the only one who can address that.
jesus christ man, smoke a peace pipe and get back to commie bashing.
GeorgetheAtheist, it's just a picture that was damaged during a move. Al mentioned this before you joined us. The picture is not first generation quality but is worthy of inclusion. What's your office look like?
I don't think your comments have anything to do with VD or Al. Do they?
Why not share some of your own pictures? Who is GeorgetheAtheist?
A friend of mine who is a doctor told me that when business gets 'slow', they make up new diseases for people to be treated for. Restless Leg Syndrone...? And then of course comes the pills to cure it. I have a restless pussy; I'm waiting for a dildoe shaped pill for the cure.
ADD and ADHD are another group of made up diseases. when i was a kid, those people were called "hyperactive" and/or "learning disabled." no parent wants to accept that their kid is dumb, it's easier to blame a disease and the doctors are right there behind them as long as there's money to be made.
restless leg syndrome and restless arm syndrome are easily cured with a some daily arm and leg exercise.
but hey, why bother with that when you can take a pill?
same with constipation. it can be cured by drinking more water and eating more fiber...but why bother with that when you can take a pill?
people are clueless, mindless, lazy sheep. this is why communism is the way to go.
Georgie boy doesn't believe in G-d because Al gets to have 7K plus lifetime pussy and he is a eunuch. Because Dems, Juans and 3rd world havenots are outpopulating his cow town brethren and his I-am-not-gay Larry Craig DC RepCon buddies who only care about wealth and war rather than family and kids are doomed.
things jews are famous for:
- communism
- zionism
- media
- law
- banking
- whining
- penis mutilation
- victimhood
- big noses
note to haters: i am not anti-semetic, i'm just calling it like i see it.
anyone want to add to that list?
al, congrats on being a great media jew! you have fulfilled g-d's expectations.
"Was there any form of filth or profligacy, particularly in cultural life, without at least one Jew involved in it? If you cut even cautiously into such an abscess, you found, like a maggot in a rotting body, often dazzled by the sudden light - a kike!" - Mein Kampf
This Blog got off track.
Moose always has something inspiring to share. I'm glad she shares her comments here. She's funny.
This thread did take a dive.
This forum is a hang out for real porn fans who respect Al's legacy and the good old happy days of smut before nutjob trolls turned the adult world into online dreck.
It's not a rant message board for folks with a hate speech agenda. Keep that in mind. Make love to your lust for porno, not war with one another over petty politics.
Al wrote: "The people who turn out this garbage are just like the Nazi's [sic] at Auschwitz."
and then we read
Dontyouwishyouwereajew's "It's not a message board for folks with a hate speech agenda."
Gabeesh?
Unfortunately, Al's unwavering dedication to free speech means antisemitic assholes can spout their bullshit as well. Of course, Al is terribly self-loathing, which only inspires antisemites to emerge from underneath their rocks.
This probably wouldn't be so if Goldstein wasn't perpetually floating in a drug-induced fog. He is a complete slave to the pharmaceutical industry. I wish Al could go at least a month without discussing his numerous doctor-imposed drug addictions.
I haven't even had an aspirin in over four years, and I feel like a million bucks for it.
Viva La Revolución!
eliot spitzer is a hypocritical piece of whale dung.
are we back on track?
if i were an anti-semite, i would have called for death to jews.
illustrating stereotypes is not anti-semetic.
off-topic? yes. hateful? no.
We are still off track. Too many off-topic rants.
This is not a conflict and resolution board and I think future visitors will feel turned off. I am not advocating censorship though.
cock suckers and butt fuckers unite!
al, i want to tell you about the last time i took a shit.
it was a beautiful spring day. the flowers were in bloom and the birds were singing.
my anal sphincter was also singing, singing with urgency as an obese stool was pushing down, screaming to get out.
i was miles from any toilet and could hold off my anus no longer. as i surrendered to the will of the feces, my cornhole opened wide and a mountain of shit fell from my ass.
you should have been there al, it was an amazing sight. me, standing there wearing nothing but biker shorts with a massive load sitting in the back. it was a kodak moment.
the end.
Denny Crane!
MEL BROOKS IS ONE OF THE MOST RACIST WRITERS OF ALL TIME AND HE IS A JEW.
RACISM IS FUNNY. BLAZING SADDLES IS THE GREATEST COMEDY OF ALL TIME.
I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WHEN QUENTIN TARANTINO SAID "STORING DEAD NIGGERS AIN'T MY FUCKIN BUSINESS"
WHEN DENNIS HOPPER SAID "SICILIANS WERE SPAWNED FROM NIGGERS...YOUR GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDMOTHER WAS FUCKED BY A NIGGER AND HAD A HALF NIGGER KID." IN TRUE ROMANCE I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF.
YOU CAN TAKE THAT RACISM SENSITIVITY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. UNLESS YOU'RE TALKING VIOLENCE, WHO GIVES A SHIT?
Given the foolish flame wars here, it still seems the white man is too obsessed with media and materialism to see civilization's big picture. No wonder why he's being outpopulated across the globe by Juan, Chang and Mohammed while he wages perpetual war to keep the rabbit havenots at bay.
Rich, corrupt and powerful Anglos are no real long term threat. As long as they don't have enough kids to reproduce, there is no future for them. Already the southwest has become North Mexico. Those who worry about the VD on Al's head should be out screwing and having kids to save the USA!
How many commies on this board like the writings of that dago communist theorist Antonio Gramsci?
Al,
I feel the advertising industry is not to blame. Individuals who do not act responsibly need to be held accountable. I know that quite often this does not happen which makes life unfair.
The real issue are the people who believe the advertisers and buy in to the media. They feed all this disfunction.
I was attracted to you, your writings and Screw by way of your inflammatory editorials. I felt they really helped me think twice about the life I was living and a part of me that I felt was invisible. It was the way you wrote your statements that left such a lasting impression on me and aroused what felt like a brand new me. And, I thought you were honest. Larry Flynt and so many others, in and out of Adult, did not leave the same bite.
I have still made many mistakes when it comes to falling for the "Fantasy Makers". Thank God I have learned something.
Albert Ellis told me in 2002 that I have to uncondition myself and I have found that to be possible but so very hard to. I can't stress this enough. Dealing with deception is a full time job.
A number of people show little respect for what you have done with your life. I can relate on a very different level and I can tell them all that I was honest unlike the seductive advertisers who pose as prostitutes that hope we will jump before we think. It's crazy that the hooker is honest and wants to make a deal while the advertiser (in general) wants to hooks us and rob us of our time - among other things.
Man, It's hard to change but it's possible. Time is all I have and I'm proud of myself that I'm sharing some with you and your readers.
Marcia does have a great sense of humor. This comment section never fails to surprise me. I'm glad your prescription drugs are helping you and most importantly that your with us today.
Thanks to me getting burned by the advertisers and learning the hard way, I take nothing for granted and live a better quality life - even if it's far from perfect. I think I can handle that.
I'm still in love with your writing as words of passion drip out of your mouth leaving some of your readers magic most have always wanted but may never have. They fell for the "Fantasy Makers" and they must wonder "what's next?". That can be exciting or scary. It all depends what they are selling. I suppose were all advertisers. All types comment here and I know I'm advertising something good in my life. I hope we all share the same good intentions.
M
Holy Shit....I see I have some fans on Al's Blog. Thank you all, and if there are any rich ones out there, send money; I'm on a Reverse Mortgage now and if the dollar/real estate/busines/stock market sinks any lower...I'll be eating Mud and Assholes to survive; or else sell off my graying pussy hairs as we (the staff) all did when we worked for Al and he wouldn't give us raises; but allowed us free advertisements to hustle the readers. When we were so successful at that endeavor; Al and Jim started selling Executive Public Hairs for more money. Thanks again, Marcia a/k/a Moose from Screw.
eliot spitzer and mike nifong are exactly why reasonable, intelligent people hate law enforcement types and government attorneys.
these guys were unable to make it in the private sector so they put their bullying skills to work against their fellow citizens.
the war on drugs and prostitution is a low intensity civil war that has escalated year after year, especially since that cocksucker nixon formed the DEA.
it is a war america is fighting against its own citizens which enables hypocritical bullying scum like eliot spitzer to rise to heights of extreme power, their actions unchecked and their motives unquestioned.
they are all following in the footsteps of that great hypocrite j. edgar hoover who surveilled and harrassed homosexuals while he himself was as queer as the day is long.
Al,
What do your balls smell like? Do you shave them?
Al,
What is the largest diameter buttplug you've ever had up your ass?
HAVANA, Cuba (AP) -- President Raul Castro's government said Friday it is allowing cell phones for ordinary Cubans, a luxury previously reserved for those who worked for foreign firms or held key posts with the communist-run state.
Viva La Revolución!
Al,
Tell us about your first homosexual experience.
$20/month-salaried Cubans being "permitted" to have cell phones now? They should shove them up the Castros asses with the vibrator signal on.
Fuck the Revolution!
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