You Don’t Deserve This Column


This week’s blog was going to be about how to eat pussy and bring your friend’s wife to orgasm, the way I do. I then thought of a much more important article that is penetrating, thoughtful and insightful. Even though being sexless and neutered, as you all are, I have decided to go with the latter.
The importance of a lead in an article is to bring the local yokels into your tent. Since most of you either have Alzheimer’s, been lobotomized or are in a drug induced stupor - I have decided to devote my rhetoric to the more important happenings in the world.
Another reason I am delaying my treatise on the art of Cunnilingus is that you are starving masses huddled in front of the flickering light of your computer screen. My learned words on clit licking are wasted on your pathetic, bald domes. Talking about eating pussy is like showing those leaving weight watchers meetings pictures of chocolate éclairs.
The dichotomy between feeding you horny pig’s morsels of raw flesh and writing seriously about my profound mental meanderings is a battle that every writers have.
This is the week Hillary came back from the dead, Obama admitted he is nothing but a curly haired boogey and Sharper Image went bankrupt. This is the week with more jobless and bankrupt homes since the depression. I lost my home six years ago because I wanted to beat the rush.
The human condition is filled with mendacity, spin-meistering and a permeation of evilness. The human condition is further exemplified by bunch of chimps eating a dead chimp baby in the jungle or crocodiles mauling wildebeests.
Half of my audience is bi-polar and the other half is just plain crazy. Based on scrutinizing the thousands of comments we have received most of them are from those who admire me for trailblazing a path to the modern sexual revolution. An example of my outlaw and lawbreaking ways is demonstrated in the FBI letter I showed you several months ago. Once J Edgar Hoover died everyone criticized his faggotry but I was such a pain in his ass (I swear I never fucked him) that I did get this letter only six months after I started Screw. This letter shows what a threat I was to public morality.
Larry Flynt did not steal the Screw concept until three years later. Hefner still airbrushed pubic hairs and Bob Guccione was still two years away from publishing my favorite men’s magazine Penthouse.
Read the letter or have your caretaker read it again. It is why I am a legend and it is a disgrace that the AVN has never given me my due. The majority of those who write to this blog (we read every comment) are friends who admire me for my first amendment battles. The minority of commentators are filled with envy, jealously and self-hatred. They have little dicks, and other than sex with their mother, father and siblings they masturbate themselves to sleep. All these sycophants do is envy the 7000 women whose holes I burrowed into while the only sex you have is sex with your hand (which fell asleep on you.) They have pygmy minds and pygmy cocks and all they can rail out against is Trotsky, Cuba and how they wrap themselves in their own feces while falling asleep.
59 Comments:
man i love this blog.
Dear Al,
I'll write more shortly but please consider this?
The harder things get in this world, the more valuable you become.
Sometimes your greatest asset can become your greatest liability. I will provide some examples you can use immediately very soon without the liability (in general). I will list them by item and I still say your greatest moments are in front of you.
Please treasure yourself because the world would be a whole lot worse off without you and that's the truth...
Al Goldstein - your contributions to humanity are simply immeasurable. More soon.
Readers - Please share your thoughts on Gods gift to honesty and integrity. For now and forever.
M
In response to Man With an Ice Pick
Al is right about Deep Throat. I am not aware of anything on the market that is so unforgettable. There will never be another time like the Deep Throat era and as sad as that may sound, there are new times ahead of us that I predict will satisfy our soul in different ways - more creative ways and exotic.
Deep Throat would not have taken off without Al and today it would be just another title void of any identity that would produce a raging inferno and set the sexual revolution on fire.
Bottom line - We are all better off because of Al's accomplishments and thank God for that. No one and nothing can ever repay Al enough. Al is a hero to us all.
M
I wish the government would arrest Al for this blog.
I know there isn't any good porn that's worth prosecuting.
Getting back to the Deep Throat discussion for a moment...
I just watched the documentary Inside Deep Throat (sadly Al is shown only briefly), the movie said that Deep Throat grossed 600 million, however according to wikipedia's page on Deep Throat, the FBI said the film only grossed 100 million and the mafia exaggerated the figures in order to launder money. You should read the wiki entry, pretty interesting, don't know how much of it is true though. Great documentary, rented it from netflix and they showed Linda Lovelace Deep Throating ,uncensored.
Al, I have to admit I've been a regular AVN reader since 1993 but I also have to admit that AVN tends to publish biased reviews of adult videos--to say the least! If it weren't for you there would be no AVN magazine and ADAM FILM WORLD would still be devoted to filling its pages with reviews of pseudo-arty nudie-cutey movies and those softcore features that David F. Friedman used to produce.
For example, AVN featured a review of CHAINED HEAT 2 in its October 1993 ISSUE. CHAINED HEAT 2 was a sub-par entry Women-In-Prison genre but Gene Evans gave that movie a somewhat favorable review since the movie was shot on film in Czechoslovakia and it did feature a lot of pretty girls. However, AVN's readers weren't impressed by that movie so AVN decided to print a highly favorable review of WENDY WHOPPERS, PRISON LOVE DOLL. That shot-on-video thing was apparently intended to be a parody of movies like CHAINED HEAT 2 but WENDY WHOPPERS, PRISON LOVE DOLL was a extremely cheap-looking, amateurish effort that will filled with scenes of well-hung guys who were staring at each other's boners. AVN gave the reader the impression that WENDY WHOPPERS, PRISON LOVE DOLL was some kind of classic simply because it was supposed to skewer those W-I-P movies that villify pornographers.
AVN's major fault is that it tends to promote the west coast's adult film industry more often than it promotes the better efforts which is produced by that industry.
Al mentions in his book that Paul at AVN helped him when others did not so please consider that and read Al's book before passing judgement on AVN.
M
M, I must emphasize the fact that I'm a regular AVN reader and I'm proud of my collection of AVN back issues. However, Al Goldstein's SCREW wins hands down when it comes to reviewing movies, X-rated or not. I was impressed by his scathing review of a certain movie that was promoted by PLAYBOY in 1968. PLAYBOY, in fact, published a series of frame blow-up photos from that movie depicting a nude Carroll Baker taking a shower with French actor Jean Sorrel. SCREW essentially demolished that movie in its review that was published in 1969--and rightfully so as I later out when I rented that movie in the 1980s.
To Man With an Ice Pick - Thanks for the feedback on Deep Throat. I have read the Wiki article and over a thousand others. I think all this is very interesting. Deep Throat belongs in the history books. Al mentioned to me in the mid-80's (I met him once in Westwood-Ca near UCLA) that the number for Deep Throat profits had escalated and he found that very interesting. Me too.
The Meese commission added to this and related controversies like born-again Christians raving about Ted Bundys confession to Dr. James Dobson that he was a porn addict and I'm sure you know that story. Al wrote editorials for the LA Times and other major newspapers and they were really good.
Al mentioned this in SCREW as well and wondered how high the number would climb and it begs to make one wonder. With the Internet going public for 18 years and DVD sales starting in 1996 - just think? The whole picture could make it a billion and if the FBI is correct then maybe we all made a big deal out of nothing.
Linda LoveLace shows more conviction that lightening striking me dead on the spot. Time stopped. Harry Reems came like there was no tomorrow - that was real and so was Linda. It's very unfortunate that Linda changed but she did share something special with us and that memory will never leave me.
Who really knows the true figure? I don't think there is a ceiling for Deep Throat and all the millionaires made by that film owe everything to Al. Read his book for more details on how Al created a media event. I think the average person would faint if they knew how many millionaires were created by Deep Throat.
I'm glad you saw Inside Deep Thoat. The executive producers shot nine hundred hours and you saw ninety minutes. It's available in NC-17 and R and Al was paid for his appearance.
Harry Reems interviews on the web are suberb. Harry is now a born-again Christian and does not bash the Adult Industry nor does he express any regrets. That's a class act. I love Harry and think he's a good role model.
The best I can say to you is Deep Throat made more money than God and it couldn't happen to a better flick even if Gerard Damiano still thinks it's not a good film which I never agreed with. Deep Throat is a 10 and so is Al.
Last note - Man With an Ice Pick. Even my Mom who is very religious (I still love her so much) saw Deep Throat in 1972 and while she does not support Adult material - she said to my face that she thought the film by way of Linda was just hilarious and she laughed. She has never forgotten that memory and I was able to tell my Mom about my love life as opposed to having no relationship with my Mom which would be a heatbreaker. Truth is stranger than fiction. Linda LoveLace symbolized so much that was good. I can't emphasize that enough. She was not all bad.
I played everything on YouTube that features Al and my Mom just cracked up. She agreed on his philosophy of marriage and how people change (for example). My Mom said he was right on the money and she's right. Al is so right!
Deep Throat helped me in a million and one ways and I can't tell you how thankful I am for that. It was so much much more than just an Adult Film. I'm a soul survivor and am still so inspired after all these years.
M
i want to sleep on a bed of pastrami
"The human condition is filled with mendacity, spin-meistering and a permeation of evilness." - Al Goldstein
"L'enfers, c'est les autres." ["Hell is other people."] - Jean-Paul Sartre
Al,
Give em hell. You are 100% right about the shit eaters and masturbators.
Mitch Haase
These blog comments have become an ad campaign for Deep Throat and other porn oldies. Does Al get a cut of this? Retro porn should be given away freely like other smut.
Do you really think adult web fans will bypass free bukkake to pay for the likes of Linda Lovelace, who in DT looked like a cheap greasy spoon waitress who took time out on her lunch break to do amateur porn?
And the soundtrack of this "epic" flick? Why it's the 60s Coca Cola jingle. Did the "Real Thing" get a cut of that? LOL!
hey al,
you've banged 7000 women but if you paid for them all, how is this something to be proud of?
seriously.
all this proves is you're a sucker for pussy and are willing to pay for it...to the point of bankruptcy.
if you seduced 7000 women and they gave up their pussies because of your charm or good looks, that would be something to crow about. this is the difference between you and wilt chamberlain.
i could go to cambodia and bang 7000 women for $50k--a fraction of what you paid.
being a whore monger supreme is very different from being a don juan. do you know the difference?
i fully expect you to ignore this comment and go on complaining.
Please put yourself in Al's shoes and think about what your asking and saying!
Did Al pay? Did he? Read his blog posts, book and so fourth and tell me if you really believe this? I say he was very creative with what he had and (all things considered) came out a shining star.
Wilt did not have Bipolar Disorder or anything in the DSM-IV book to my knowledge and he was not on a cocktail of prescription medications like Al is.
10 or 25k women sounds like a pretty high number to me. Like Deep Throat, it grows with legend and that's all it is.
Al paid with his life and that's priceless.
The benefits and hazards of growing older are challenging to say the least but we all have different limitations. Is Al what you say he is or did he just make it farther than the others?
M
For the record. In order to have done 7000 women, Al would have had to penetrate a womb every 3 or 4 days since birth. And seeing that he did not become a smut icon with Screw until he was in his 30s, this boasted figure claim is mathematically impossible. Sorry to bust his lust bubble.
Also, given his quoted Jew john rate of 2 to $300 per vaginal prostitution "conquest", it would have cost him over two million dollars to pay for his penile prolificacy. That's not including large chunks of his $11 mil fortune lost to divorced golddigger balls and chains.
It's still good to be Al. But his stud stats are highly inflated and he was but a female hole rent tycoon and not a true carnal romeo or ladies man. Hello. The best lovers get it free.
I always thought that number of sleeping with 7000 women was a bit inflated.
Gene Simmons claimed to have slept with 4600 women. Him I believe, musicians get laid all the time and for free too. : )
I think Al is clearly wrong. Al is Hypersexual and he recently stated that he had sex at least four times a day...
What woman would not want to spend time with him? I find the claim that all were paid off to be utterly ridiculous. Unless he was playing a game - why would he have to pay?
Please do your math again and you will see that his number is off. It must be a lot higher and I believe that. Al has little competition in this dept.
M
Rock Stars and getting laid:
Entertainers often go through the motions but Al really meant it. I have read his writings like you could not believe and I believe that when he makes love - he also makes history. Words drip out of his mouth and onto this blog. I can almost taste them and I know there for real. That means Al left a lasting impression and he never wasted a second of his life. I think that's really saying something. No one can accuse Al of being boring.
Last: Most rockers are not personalities. Al was and still is. Just read the letter.
M
In the 7K figure, perhaps Al is including 5000 dates with his right hand. His readers demand a recount to adjust for his autoerotic sex life.
I think the readers need to study up on what it means to be Hypersexual. Al is gifted beyond any words and you don't even know that...and he may not even be Histrionic so that gives him more credibility.
In the big picture, dating will pay him off bigger. Think about it? Long term. I stand by what I said. 7k is a very low number for an individual who rides high like Al.
Last: I don't know Al well enough to say that this applies to him but Al does state that he has Bipolar Disorder and some people with this Mania can actually have sex around the clock. It's mind boggling and it's true. This fact is very easy to verify and four females will have this for every male who does as well.
Some Bipolar people don't have Hypersexuality at all. Is life fair for anyone? Al has managed to produce a life worth living - even with a little bad luck along the way. I think things are getting beter....
M
C'mon Al. We're all awaiting your "take" on Spitzer.
i have never read so much ass kissing nonsense drivel in all my life as i have from this person M.
"I have read his writings like you could not believe and I believe that when he makes love - he also makes history."
what the fuck is that?
Al has a lot of Passion and is clearly above average and superior when it comes to making history happen (whether it's making love or a million other things).
I think some things go without saying.
Please look at Al's pictures on this Blog. I mean, the average person will never have it better.
Al is a natural born antidepressant and that makes him such a rarity. It's never too late to learn something new and wise from Al - and that's newsworthy.
M
"I find the claim that all were paid off to be utterly ridiculous. Unless he was playing a game - why would he have to pay?"
When people claim all (or at least the vast majority of) women who had sex with Al were paid for it, they don't necessarily mean that those women were explicitly given money or some other material benefit in exchange for the sexual act (although I seriously doubt that Al never went to prostitute in his life at least once. If I recall correctly he talks about it in one of his posts).
When people here say that those women were payed for sex, they mean to say that the women slept with Al because of the vast amounts of wealth he had at the time, not due to any appealing characteristic in his personality or appearance.
Imagine this scenario: Al picks up a good looking girl who's from a middle class background or even a lower economic standing. He takes her out on a date to some fancy, high class, five star restaurant which she could have never afforded if she weren't dating Goldstein. Do you think this girl will end the evening in a place other than Al's bed?
While there wasn't any explicit money exchange in scenario, any sane person can see that the girl had sex with Al for material benefits and not for anything else.
Although I don't remember in which post Al said it, I do know for sure he said Christine was with him only for his money. Are you really that naive to believe this was the only time such a thing happened to him?
As Al himself said in his post from February 27 this year: "No Pussy for Old Men should really be No Pussy for Poor Men."
Al has benefactors, this Booble blog and other side gigs. He's not a bum.
So let's be all inclusive here. How about No Pussy For Poor Old Men?
Al, give up the quest for the presidency. Aim for the NY Governorship - you'd be a shoe-in. A press conference in front of Spitzer's 5th Avenue apartment perhaps?
I don't care if Al is 108 years old and in a wheelchair, he will still have more action than you can imagine just waiting in line for him!
Even if he has just two thin dimes to rub together - he will score every time.
I hear what you readers are saying to me and I can only respond by saying that I met Al in Westwood Villiage near the UCLA campuss in Los Angeles.
Al was the nicest guy I could ever imagine and I know a lot of his history. Linda Lovelace and so many others apparently never saw this side of Al and they lost such an opportunity. I feel so sad for them because they may have never met such a person who displays so many sides of humanistic personality. That's sobering as so many people are boring and don't grow or change.
I assert that most readers on this Blog (with no offense implied) really don't know Al very well.
The negative things people say about Al are so contradictory that they can't be taken seriously anymore. A number of people have taken advantage of Al - that is life. Everyone can relate to this.
Everyone experiences life differently and has to learn to how to cope with ups and downs some how or they cheat themselves out of a life worth living. If Christine (I have read all the blog posts) was a user then Al should be applauded considering the hardships he was facing at the time. In Al's book, he states that at one point Cristine and her family were the only support he had. That's heavy. Christine pushed Al back into the intimacy corner whether he was ripped off or not. Al's letters are on the web but not on this Blog or his book. It was not all bad or all good. Let's look at the big picture before passing final judgement. Al is a stronger person and in a better place in general.
I welcome all your suggestions, comments and questions and let me leave you with this:
1. Al has done things that most people will never do even if they could do it all over again.
2. Anyone who wants to nail Al to a cross needs to meet Al even if only for a few seconds and then they would know what I know and be a better person as well. I think you can learn something from everybody. Everyone has problems and how many would you want at the age of 72?
Stay strong,
M
I think to publicize the return of Al Goldstein to Screw magazine, we should have Al sit on a king's throne, wearing a crown, and all the commenter's on his blog can all stand in line waiting there turn to blow him. Mitch Haase can be first in line.
How many porn bloggers can boast such a feat?
The King of Porn has returned! Long live King Goldstein!
"Uh... Al will have a second dessert now"
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Screw magazine was the only thing that kept me straight growing up in the Castro district of San Francisco.
I am not gay but I would suck off Al Goldstein.
Mitch Haase
I have always admired Al's personality and he has always been attractive (even more now). Yes, I believe it's hard to manage his temper at times. We all have our moments in life for better or for worse.
It's very sad to think that a woman would sleep with Al in exchange for the items listed on this Blog. I find it so hard to believe. I met Al and he has a lot going for him that any woman would find interesting and productive. Al is not a fuck doll or a money doll etc.
Al is such a valuable human being. These women cheated themselves out of the experience of a lifetime if they used him. The late Albert Ellis would say - what a waste of time.
Al has the energy most people would simply die for. I respectfuly
disagree that any of these women did Al for financial gain and related. I dare you or anyone to interview them and find out how fervent they were to be with the greatest lover in the world (in their experience). In other words, it was more than money and that is so true.
I can see why Al's Mom was so proud of him. Al made magic happen for the world to see and now were all better off.
Al may not be rich and famous for something new and different yet but then Al's life is far from over and he is one hell of a hammer - Al never gives up and neither do I.
Al's contributions are simply immeasurable and I think a lot of men and women would find him to be more than every man's or woman's fantasy. Al is so much more.
Perhaps we will write the whole truth - the second book on this Blog. I can feel it and so much more is coming. Al deserves the best.
What Al gave us is priceless. How much is that worth to you?
M
Al was the nicest guy I could ever imagine
Live with him and get back to me.
Ask his wives, son, friends and business associates if they share your opinion.
"What Al gave us is priceless. How much is that worth to you?
Pack Al's ass with "Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream and I'll lick his rim clean!
That's how I show my loyalty to Al!
Al,
Looks like Screwmagforever.com is no longer online. If the Screw magazine has gone out of business you should see about buying it back from whomever you sold it to. If you get some friends to invest (booble maybe) maybe you can revive it online. You managed to keep it going for 30 years, a hell of a lot better than the last owners.
i'm happy to see there's a comment here about eating from al's ass.
all we need is a feces comment and this thread will be complete.
"I respectfuly disagree that any of these women did Al for financial gain and related. I dare you or anyone to interview them and find out how fervent they were to be with the greatest lover in the world (in their experience). In other words, it was more than money and that is so true."
Don't take my word's on it, take Al's:
"My fourth wife Patty, I married in 1989 the year my mother and father died and I didn’t want to be alone. She was like the flower girl in My Fair Lady and I wanted to mold her. She stalked me and after the marriage I found out she was a lesbian. My last wife was from India and 40 years younger than me but wasn’t attracted to me and after I lost my money we decided to call it quits." - Al post from September 14, 2006
http://algoldstein.booble.com/2006/09/what-is-wrong-with-me-is-what-is-wrong.html
Al has no delusions regarding the fact that his last two wives were golddiggers, so why do you insisted on believing otherwise?
And if his two wives were golddiggers, do you really think that there were the only two among the many* who've slept with Al?
Anyway, regarding charm, watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY7k72hXKxk
I find it hard to believe that at the time this video was taken anybody would have sex with Al for reasons other than cash.
* I use the word "many" because I cannot seriously accept Al's estime of 7000+. I do believe that most likely he had sex with plenty of women, probably way more than the average man, but not this many.
P.S last comment was supposed to have my nick, but I forgot to sign.
Mitch Haase:
I, as a married heterosexual man who likes to masturbate to gay thoughts and have sex with other man, knows the difference between our kind - heterosexuals who enjoy same-sex contact - and queers, and you sir, are definitely a queer. I'll have sex only with 100% heterosexual man like me, never with degenerate homos like you.
P. S. Is it true that Jordan, Al's son also likes to take it up the ass?
Thanks for your thoughts everyone. I just think there's more to the story to Al's relationship cycles than is being revealed for reasons of privacy, perhaps? Al is not stupid.
I believe Al about his past wives and look forward to a new and exciting future. Al stated he's in therapy. So with new and improved coping skills bring the possibility of new results and maybe the love story of Al's life?
The past does not equal the future or the present and that's all we have.
Al, It seems to me that your relationship pattern that got you into the most trouble is the famous "seduce and destroy" love pattern.
Please let me know if you agree or not and do you see other patterns that you feel our empowering at this point in time if you care to comment?
M
Al - New Ideas about your Reinvention: Part 1
1. Psychopharmacology and a better quality of life with Al:
Al, I read that you are taking a number of prescription drugs and the results are helping you.
Have you considered being a spokesman for any or all generations to promote these drugs. The Bipolar Advantage would really make a mark. Brit Spears (I don't know for a fact that she has it or not) has made this disorder famous and theirs a perfume out on this psychiatric disorder. Unbelievable. I don't know how you could fail. Al, you could save lives and make a fortune at the same time. Just think?
Al, the seniors have very little research to support their wellness and that makes you more valuable than any number could ever reflect.
2. Wake Up With Al - daily YouTube show.
Al, you could create a show with no budget and be yourself. I think the results would be stupendous. The themes are endless.
3. Al - call your agent about more blogs or books.
Write about dating, relationships, men and women and all the other things your an expert at. Use your bad luck with women to show new generations how to do it right. Self help books are everywhere. Where is yours?
4. Get involved in the womens industry. Make your opinions count and help women look at life from a different angle. Help them break free from the disfunctional conditioning they face from the media and related pressures of modern life that forces them to live up to the impossible.
5. Get back on the lecture and speaking circuit. Al, you are such an amazing speaker on so many relavant topics. The clips on YouTube showcases you as a clown. There are so many untapped sides of Al Goldstein and Part 2 of suggestions for a possible reinvention are coming soon.
Al, promote. Update the Wikipedia entry and use MySpace and other media to push your mission or vision or just you. How can you lose? It's impossible...
Al, you are so much more than sex (if you sexualize everything then your options are limited and you lose power) and I think your best moments are right in front of you and that's really cool.
Readers, any ideas you can think of that would benefit Al in any way whatsoever would be more than welcome?
If you were 72 what would your burning desires be? All of us are right behind Al. Nothing is forever and we will die with or without regrets? Any thoughts?
I will die without any regrets. Please forgive my typos. Booble Bob needs to get us a spell check if that's an option?
M
The perfume is called Mania...
M
I will die without any regrets.
that's a shame, you should regret all this crap you've been writing.
Things Al could do with his life:
- Move to Amsterdam and perform in a live sex show.
- Write an autobiography.
- Try Internet dating.
- Do a Candid Camera style show for youtube where he fucks with people on the street.
- Budget his money so he can afford a whore every now and then and tell us all about it on this blog.
Al, if you can admit that we have been living under fascism for the past 7 years, it doesn't really matter if you are old and unlaid. The US is at the end of its rope. Be happy you got to screw 7K when porn was in its pop culture heyday.
"The US is at the end of its rope"
i've been hearing this crap for the past 30 years.
Al personifies the epitome of what Spirit is really made of.
Al's next book should be a cook book - lot's of traffic and money here. Barnes and Nobles can't keep them in stock and the numbers are staggering. There numbers are public and the late Peter F. Drucker stated before he passed on that cook books generate the most money and last forever.
Al and Love go together so I would call his book "The cook book of chemistry" or something along those lines. Al has it down when it comes to warming things up.
What he does with his life will be so exciting. And here we are - making history with the man who made history for us. It almost feels mythical and yet it's real. It's so real it feels unreal. Do you know what I mean?
M
Readers? Please leave your comments all over this Blog?
Perhaps we can pass our record of 72 comments on one Blog post and maybe we will hit the 100 mark. That would be a first in the history of Al's Blog (4 years).
Please chime in and do it for Al while you do it for yourself? That's a win/win deal. Were adding years to Al's life and keeping him alive.
Were also raising our self-esteem and that's pretty cool. Birds of a feather flock together and were together.
Stay happy, stay cool, stay strong and have fun.
M
To Al's ex-wife,
I think Al has changed for the better and Al's version of the story behind the story is quite different from your claims. I have read the court documents and I think they reveal a number of facts that have not been disclosed on this Blog or his book. With all respect, I will have to continue to investigate before agreeing with your conclusions.
Thanks for your consideration, help and understanding and please keep the comments coming.
M
If Al revives Screw maybe one of the first interviews he can do is the prostitute who's been fucking Eliot Spitzer. Find out what Governors like to do in bed/talk about, etc.
Al, you are the Marcus Aurelius of the modern era.
Al, you are the Marcus Aurelius of the modern era.
The only thing that is missing is the curly hair, sandals and toga!
Al,
There must be something else you could do for Booble Bob as a partner. An interview show - anything that shows your true colors. There has to be something that has never been done before and compliments you to the max.
I just think your so underappreciated and you deserve to be promoted in new and different ways even if it's in the Adult Industry.
Your the best that's ever happened. I can't find the time to tell you that enough.
M
M needs her own blog, al's comments section is filling up with nonsense.
Al needs a lifestyle that offers more support. Count your blessings that Al is with us.
M
Al, Give women a reason to come to you and they will. I say pass on internet dating and be the personality at these seminars/events that show women how to get what they want. Your phone will never stop ringing and they will hit the roof. That social calender is about to fall off the wall.
Also, write editorials and place yourself in magazines like TIME and other media that appreciates you. Everyone will benefit from your success.
M
Al, Give women a reason to come to you. Call a whore and tell her you have cash.
M
al,
please comment on that shitbag democrat prosecutor eliot spitzer who sent people to prison for things he himself was doing for years.
thanks.
"Al and Love go together"
I'm sorry if what I'm about to say sounds like some kind of petty Al bashing, but you can't seriously believe what you wrote, right?
Let's take a look at Al's marriages. According to the post I quoted in my previous comment, he married his first Lonnie, in order to piss of her parents, who hated him. Next there was Mary Philips. He calls her a saint (although in the post I quoted he says he married her because she was a flight attendant), but admits he constantly cheated on her and takes the full blame for the dissolution of their marriage. Next were Gena ("[I married her because] I wanted to experience castration"), Patty (a lesbian golddigger, only the most delusional mind can see romance in that) and Christine, who according to him married him for the money.
See any love in here?
I think all of us here can agree that even if the 7000+ is exaggerated, Al had loads of sex with a variety of different partners. For a person with that kind of lifesyle, most sex occurs during one night stands, or at most, with "friends with benefits". Most likely, his contacts with females were mostly about sexual intercourse. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not condemning him for this, I'm not one of those preachy, "holier than thou" type of person. What goes on between consenting adults in their bedrooms is their own business, and there's nothing wrong with having one night stands/friends with benefits. But please, don't sugarcoat it and say Al is the expert on love.
Think my word is worthy of shit? Fine, let's see what Goldstein has to say about this:
"The post traumatic stress from all my failed marriages and relationships made me decide that my next wife will be that hot muscular Gecko from the Geico commercials."
He lacks delusion about the place of love in his life, why can't you?
While I don't know exactly how's Al can himself back on his feet, I do know that he won't do that by getting into petty insults fights with his readers as he is doing now. His ego cannot tolerate the tiniest of insults, even when it comes from an internet user he doesn't know, never met and probably never meet. It's shame that a talented man who contributed to the progress of our society (although not as much as some posters would say) is going to finish his life like this.
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