Spitzer and Pays Her - by Client 69

The Semitic race is conditioned to making good lampshades and having long beaks. But at least they have always had the acumen of handling finances. Additionally the Jews have been more charitable and had greater contributions to science and technology than any other people.
But Jews have lacked the qualities of being superior pornographers. Hefner, Miller, Joyce, Flynt, Guccione, Marquee De Sade demonstrated that there isn’t one Jew amongst this block of hedonists. I am one of the few Jews who have survived in the flesh colored fields of pornography.
Stagmeisters know that men are vulnerable, lonely and easy prey. And we Jews know that we don’t spend five thousand on hookers when we can go into Brooklyn or Queens and eat some tasty pussy for $100 to $200 dollars.
I have an ex-friend who is a despicable, vile and smelly pimp named Dennis Hof and he demonstrated to me that men are desperately seeking a connection with the alternate universe called the female mind. And that they will pay anything to get there.
Elliot Spitzer spent more than $80,000 over the course of several years on hookers and had so much self-hatred that he simultaneously busted a few prostitution rings during that same time. He was like a catholic priest who denounced the sins of the flesh while having sex with young choir boys.
Our perceived inadequacy drives us to activities of compensation. We who most desire sex are most likely to censor and put down those who are not inhibited by the taboos of society. Hookers make sense because they are economical and easy. Being a patron of hookers is an act of sanity and respect to both the woman who is getting paid and the satisfaction of your own libido.
Our governor quit today because his wife loathes him because of his betrayal but if he were a real man he would blow his brains out for denigrating our sexuality and denying that what he did was satisfy a need.
He is a disgrace to Judaism, humanity and rational thought. Rather than helping us as human beings he has made us more self-hating of our desires and doubtful of our relationships. The most honest relationship between a man and a woman is paying her for sex. The hooker gives you want you want for money and you don’t have to pick her up (she will come to your house.) I have never met a prostitute who tasted as good as Baked Alaska but some of my wives tasted like rat poison and walked away with a lot more than $5,000.
64 Comments:
This all could have been avoided had our fucking lawmakers made prostitution legal in all the states and counties where it's now a crime. When enough powerful men get caught with their pants down; it will happen. The Moose from Screw
Al, you never gave me a SCREW magazine t-shirt when we met. We did the SEKA documentary in 2002. Remember? 6yrs has pased - and your still - always - on my mind!
I MET YOU AND I NEVER GOT A T-SHIRT!
Great post, Al.
Isn't interesting that the ones that rail against prostitution are the ones that get caught with there pants down?
It reminds me of another so called "righteous" dude by the name of Jimmy Swaggart!
Al,
Excellent post. Your observations on Jews and whores are always enlightening. The NYT should give you an op-ed for this.
All victimless "crimes" like whoring and dope dealing should be legal. Clearly this country didn't learn a damn thing during alcohol prohibition.
We all have our own private hell. I just hope Spitzer's is hotter than anyone else's.
Mitch Haase
I hope Mrs. Spitzer was as thrilled as I was when I found someone else was willing to suck on my husband's ugly dick. Now I didn't have to put it in my mouth. Mrs. H. Clinton
Spitzer had to pay to play because he was an ugly geek who had to buy extramarital lust like all wimp wussies. But his plight doesn't merit a comparitive tribal nepotism gloss over any more than NeoCon 9/11 inside jobbers should get a free pass due to the Holocaust.
If he were a wop guinea dago romeo hunk governor, he would've gotten laid much more easily on the basis of his power and position and cheated or divorced old pussy for new like most superior alpha male leaders who control their female orifices and thus stay in office.
Gee, it's a shame that Spitzer screwed up. Literally. But Alvin, he who treats love as a cold business transaction has no looks, charm, charisma, soul or worthiness to get laid without paying money in the first place.
Elliot is just you as New York governor.
Having said that, how can AG of the alledged 7 thousand porn ho notches condemn a fellow yid for bedding less than half a dozen call girls? Have you no sense of perspective? Or in moralizing off your high horse did you forget who you once were, the Bill Gates of johns?
"Elliot is just you as New York governor."
I find this very offensive.
Al can be criticized for many things but extreme hypocrisy is not one of them.
Spitzer's great crime is not cheating on his wife or financial structuring to pay his whores, it is sending people to prison for things he himself was doing for years.
Unless he works to free these people and restore their reputations, his apologies mean nothing.
Hey Al, not to worry, the 62 year old mastermind of the Emperors Club, Mark Brener, worked once for the Israel tax-collection agency - a yiddischer "revenooer" he.
silda wall spitzer is yet another example of an intelligent, attractive woman falling in love with a douche bag.
i never understood why women are attracted to assholes. i learned in high school that the worse you treat them, the more they swoon.
many men are frustrated that they don't understand women. there is nothing to understand. women are insane. they are driven by attention and jealousy.
very few women are the exception to this rule.
Hey Al,
You ever suck a cock?
Al, who had the best tasting twat of all the porno smut slut video hooker prostitute whores you ate? Cum clean on your oral sins. Inquiring minds wanna know...
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120528093166828789.html
Eliot the 'Enforcer'
By JOHN FUND
Mr. Spitzer seemed to excel only in the zeal with which he would go after perceived adversaries. Last summer, his staff infamously used the state police to track the movements of Joe Bruno, the Republican president of the state senate, in an effort to destroy his career.
Companies almost always agreed to Mr. Spitzer's demands that they pay stiff fines and change the way they operated -- all without any trials or judicial determinations that they had done anything wrong. "It became a kind of blackmail," Mr. Siegel says, "in which he said to companies, if you don't put my friends in high positions in your company I'll drag you through the mud."
"He was the investigator, the prosecutor, the judge, the jury and the executioner," says Thomas Donahue, president of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. He notes that Mr. Spitzer would frequently settle with corporate higher-ups, who were wealthy enough to pay millions in fines, and then go after their lower-level employees. Those individuals were often found not guilty at trial -- but these courtroom defeats, as Mr. Spitzer learned from the experience of that other hyperactive prosecutor, Rudy Giuliani, would generate few headlines.
Mr. Spitzer cloaked his naked devaluation of the rule of law with gauzy rhetoric that was perfectly pitched to make many liberals ignore his strong-arm tactics. He harshly criticized advocates of judicial restraint such as Antonin Scalia as believing in "a dead piece of paper." In a Law Day ceremony, Mr. Spitzer was blunt: "I believe in an evolving Constitution. . . . A flexible Constitution allows us to consider not merely how the world was, but how it ought to be."
He was vague as to just what his Brave New World would look like. "One of the things that I enjoy about going to Washington is the opportunity of testifying, chapter after chapter, that self-regulation has failed," he said to reporters, adding, "What is it to be replaced with? I'm not sure."
Still, he was pretty sure of his blowtorch tactics. In 2005, Mr. Spitzer revealingly told TV host Stephen Colbert in all seriousness that as a kid he was the "enforcer" on his soccer team, the guy who "took people out."
An enduring lesson of the Spitzer meltdown should be that crusaders of all types who operate outside the rule books themselves merit a gimlet eye of scrutiny.
i want to tell you about the time i took a shit.
it was a sunday morning and i had just woken up. the sun was rising and so were by bowels. as i arose i could feel the turd logs pressing against my anus. and so i awoke.
i pulled the bedpan out from under the mattress and placed it under my ass. it was cold and wet from condensation as it was filled with cold piss all night. the icy pan against my warm, sleepy cheeks made my sphincter quiver.
before i knew it, crap was falling out of my ass. it smelled like the beef stroganoff and cheese fries i had eaten the night before.
starting the day like this is my greatest meditation. this is why i eat large dinners and keep a piss filled bedpan under my mattress.
Al have you ever given or received a Cleveland Steamer?
I want to tell you about the time I came in her mouth.
It was a Saturday moaning and my cock had just woken me up. The cum was rising in my balls and so was my erection. As I arose I could feel the nut load leaking out of my pee hole. And so I awoke.
I stood the meat member at attention and placed it in my hungry cum slut's fuck mouth. It was throbbing and wet from precum and a piss filled bladder hard-on night. This hot man milk ready to nurse her with oral sex food made my libido shiver.
Before I knew it, the love juice was shooting all over her face and down her throat. It shot like liquid cupid arrows of lust like the beef cock cheese jism she had binged on the seminal flight night before.
Starting the day like this is my greatest ejaculation. This is why I drink lots of fruit juices and ice cream floats to keep a cum filled sex organ to nourish my mistress.
I hope 'Kristin' the high priced Hooker does more with her 15 minutes of fame than I did. All I got was a cigar up my twat..
Monica, you should have saved the cigar and sold it on E Bay...even if it wasn't a Cuban Cigar; it would have fetched a good sum.
Paying $4300 for someone to play with your putz for 2 hours proves one thing. We're paying our politicians too much money.
Al, why don't you just think positive for a change? You can do and be anything you want. Limits do not exist, you can be everyone and everything.
Lift yourself out of the dumps and go start another Screw all over again! You can do it, we all know you can. You are a rare genius and it breaks my heart to see you like this.
The entire world loves you and it is a shame to see your full potential go to waste. Get out there and make some gold. Go get what's yours and shout it from the highest mountaintop.
Love is Al and Al is love. You are your own best friend and greatest ally. No one can stop you. Just do it!
M
p.s. the greatest thing you could ever do would be to get a large handful of shit and put it in your mouth.
To Al and Booble Bob,
From M,
The last two entries signed M were not from me. Please look at the ISP/IP address to confirm this? Al, it seems some people who post on your blog really don't want the best for you which is a bummer.
Before I post again I will go to Blogger and get an ID so no one can impersonate me. I think you can tell my style of writing and how much I like to write in the meantime. It's pretty obvious as I have posted quite heavily over the last couple of months.
The Name of My Sorrow is all about individuals who don't care about either one of us. They won't be able to fake my Blogger ID. It will be just like yours and others who use Blogger.
Spitzer committed professional and personal suicide to his reputation. I have a feeling the worst is yet to come...
M
Al,
I'm new to Blogger and your readers may still impersonate me. If so, then I will return to being anonymous. I'll let you know and this will also be obvious to you and your readers.
Imitation is the highest form of flattery - that's true.
M is either a woman or a faggot, I can't tell which.
Anyone?
To Moose from SCREW: You're totally correct--Eliot Spitzer would have never lost his job had he made prostitution legal in New York. And, Bill Clinton would have been forced to endure all of the "Blowjobgate" nonsense and the impeachment proceedings had he decided to pursue an agenda that would have decriminalized oral sex and abrogate the sodomy laws in general.Unfortunately, cocksmoking isn't a habit that can be taxed as easily as smoking cigarettes.
WHOOPS!--pardon me!In my previous comment I should have said that Bill Clinton would have NEVER been forced to endure all of the "Blowjobgate" nonsense had his administration attempted to decriminalize oral sex.
Bill Clinton as Governor of Arkansas propositioned an Arkansas state employee (Paula Jones) in a hotel room by pulling his pants down, exposing his dick, and ordering her to "Kiss it!". He later had to pay her $800,000.00 for sexual harassment. The Lewinsky affair ("Blowjobgate") and his later impeachment was a warranted course of events for the initial infraction.
what are you people, a bunch of fucking law nerds or something?
jesus christ, this shit is as dry as the wall street journal.
Listen up: Spitzer's Rabbi forgave him for adultry; but not for buying retail. Has anyone printed up a t-shirt yet that says, 'I LOVE NEW YORK HOOKERS'???
hey moose you lazy fucking nigger, check out these spitzer t-shirts:
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/client+9
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/eliot+spitzer/client+nine
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/eliot+spitzer/client+number+9
To Georgetheatheist--I often suspect that Blowjobgate would have remained a minor affair had Bill Clinton and his trial lawyer buddies not declared open season on the tobacco industry. And, I often suspect that the Clinton's war against the cigarette industry was perpetrated in large part to those politicians from the tobacco-growing states who were arch supporters of the Religious Right.
you fucking law geeks don't have a clue.
bill clinton would have never had any problems if he would have just kept his mouth shut when he was under oath on the witness stand. it's that simple.
getting a blowjob in the oval office is not an impeachable offense. lying under oath is. it's that simple.
al, you should have been there yesterday when i was jerking off in the toilet room.
it was a grand occasion. there was a full tube of k-y on the tank and a brand new cum rag sitting on my knee.
as i spit in my hand and added a dollop of k-y, my penis arose and began twitching, calling on me to begin the procedure.
i wrapped my lubricated palm around my hot, throbbing cock and went to work on myself. i thought of bitches with big asses and small titties. hairy nipples occasionally crossed my mind.
as my left hand began to tickle my balls, i was unable to hold back any longer. i continued to jerk until i was writhing in orgasm all over the toilet seat.
when i came to, i realized the cum rag was still sitting on my knee and spent the next 20 minutes cleaning cum off the walls.
the end.
Why did Eliot Spitzer haul a whore's ass from NY to DC (violating the Mann Act) when there are whores GALORE to meet any size pocketbook in Washington itself? Guys thinking with their dicks and not their brains?
Why didn't Spitzer with all his money and power go into the NY swinger underground, don a disguise and host orgy parties instead of ruining himself with lowlife loser john status?
Or he could have just womanized or divorced and married his way to new pussy like Ghouliani.
You are not the only one Jewish pornographer. There is a great Russian pronographer Mikhail Armalinsky.
Spitzer was already being blackmailed for years.
He outed himself because either he couldn't take it anymore or an unreasonable demand was made.
hey al, tell us about the last time you jerked off.
al, when you jerk off, how often do you think of men, how often do you think of women and how often do you think of animals?
Vanessa Del Rio is a Tigress.
Al, you've created a 'monster' with your Blog; everyone's reading it and commenting. I'll be in NYC in May/June...I'll call you and treat you to some pablum. Marcia
No, porn poseurs who post under different names and mod plants have created the monster. The comments are more entertaining than the blog itself. Fans should be paid and Al should be supplied by Booble with fresh pussy to eat so he doesn't have to pay for it.
Denny Crane!
"The Semitic race is conditioned to making good lampshades and having long beaks"
Hey Al, did you borrow this line from an old George Lincoln Rockwell editorial or did you simply forget to gulp your meds before uploading this steaming, festering pile of horse dung? And then you sit back, scratch your bald head, and wonder why the curse of G-d rests on your shoulders!
Al also falls flat on his geriatric ass regarding Jewish contributions to porn:
"Leading modern Jewish pornographers include Ron Braverman, John Bone, Wesley Emerson, Paul Fishbein, Herbert Feinberg AKA Mickey Fine, Hank Weinstein, Lenny Friedlander, Bobby Hollander, Rubin Gottesman, Fred Hirsch and his children Steve and Marci, Paul "Norman" Apstein, Steve Orenstein, Jack Richmond (Legend CEO), Theodore Rothstein, Reuben and David Sturman, Ron Sullivan, Jerome Tanner, Armand Weston, Sam and Mitch Weston (Spinelli).
"Jews accounted for most of the leading male performers of the 1970s and '80s. Hebrew studs include Buck Adams, Bobby Astyr, (Bobby Charles) R. Bolla (Robert Kerman), Jerry Butler (Paul Siderman), Seymore Butts (Adam Glasser), Roger Caine (Al Levitsky), David Christopher (Bernie Cohen), Steve Drake, Jesse Eastern, Jamie Gillis (Jamie Gurman), Ron Jeremy (Hyatt), Michael Knight, William Margold, Ashley Moore (Steve Tucker), David Morris, George Payne, Ed Powers (Mark Arnold aka Mark Krinski), Harry Reems (Herbert Streicher), Dave Ruby, Herschel Savage (Harvey Cowen), Carter Stevens (Mal Warub), Marc Stevens, Paul Thomas (Phil Tobias), Marc Wallice (Marc Goldberg), Randy West (Andy Abrams) and Jack Wrangler.
"Jewish female performers include Avalon, Jenny Baxter (Jenny Wexler), Busty Belle (Tracy Praeger), Chelsea Blake, Tiffany Blake, Bunny Bleu (Kim Warner), J.R. Carrington, Lee Carroll (Leslie Barris), Blair Castle/Brooke Fields (Allison Shandibal), Courtney/Natasha/Eden (Natasha Zimmerman), Daphne (Daphne Franks), Barbara Dare (Stacy Mitnick), April Diamond, Jeanna Fine, Alexis Gold, Terri Hall, Heather Hart, Nina Hartley (Hartman), C.J. Laing (Wendy Miller), Frankie Leigh (Cynthia Hope Geller), Gloria Leonard, Traci Lords (Nora Louise Kuzma), Amber Lynn, Tonisha Mills, Melissa Monet, Susan Nero, Scarlett O. (Catherine Goldberg), Tawny Pearl (Susan Pearlman), Nina Preta, Tracey Prince, Raylene, Janey Robbins (Robin Lieberman), Mila Shegol, Alexandra Silk, Susan Sloan, Annie Sprinkle (Ellen Steinberg), Karen Summer (Dana Alper), Cindy West, Zara Whites (Amy Kooiman) and Ona Zee (Ona Simms)."
"The Semitic race is conditioned to making good lampshades and having long beaks"
they're also good at whining and crackpot bullshit like marxism.
"The comments are more entertaining than the blog
itself."
Why would you think the commenter's are more interesting than Al? Most of the people that comment in here are the same assholes that sit at the donut counter. There cunts!
There hasn't been one intelligent comment made since Al has started this blog,and that includes me.
This has been Al's private hell!
Booble should pay Al 100.00 dollars
every time someone posts a comment.
Believe me Al Goldstein deserves it!
Now I'm going to flush my head down the toilet, FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!
who thinks ex screw readers are looking to al's blog for intelligent comments? not me.
Most people in their 70's don't even know if they will wake up in the morning.
Al wakes me up every time and I think his writings are interesting and inspiring.
Has Al ever failed at getting my attention? No and I'm a better person because of it!
Some comments about the Post comments:
The comments are random and would not be here without Al's writing - so there...It just goes without saying.
And - there are many unique users that leave comments. It's not several individuals with a lot of titles and aliases.
Al is not stupid, as one comment suggest, so enjoy his work of art while you still can and never take him for granted. If Al passes on then you, based on your words, will hate yourself forever!
If you don't like what Al writes about then place a request and see what happens - this is for the comment suggesting that Al's Blog Posts are junk and the comments deserves all the attention from Readers.
P.S. Ex- Screw readers are screwed!
And I don't have enough time to comment on every slight against Al. I wish everyone would read Al's book before taking a shot at him.
To: All Random Readers
That's your reality check for the day and this post. Don't leave home without it.
GeorgeTheAtheist is building quite a reputation. Just google his name. He even pops up on Wikipedia and those nine million pages are really helping him.
Just an interesting observation. Even Al's comments for him were caught by a hyperlink in a New York second and that's pretty fast.
Any thoughts, GeorgeTheAtheist, about your future plans?
looks like M is back, posting as anonymous and not signing the comment...just when the signal to noise ratio in here was improving...
does anyone here think eliot and silda are fucking again?
does anyone here think eliot has jerked off since all this went down?
if so, who do you think he was fantasizing about?
Al,
Your gifts are many and your blessings enormous. God has given you a gift and it is yours to use.
Life has dealt you a rough hand but you can't let that get you down. Live a little! Get out and take a walk or frolic in Central Park!
You are loved by millions and adored by more. The wonderful tidings of comfort and joy you have bestowed on all humanity will repay you for eternity.
Life is what you make it. Get out there and make it some more. You had it once, you could get it again! Make me proud!
M
Spitzer was entrapped by the "Patriot" act. His financial gymnastics to hide his sexcapades were flagged by the bank per the Patriot act's instructions. Once they saw it was clearly not a terrorist, why did they pursue a legal movement of money if not to target Spitzer. Like the governor of Alabama, Spitzer is a victim of the criminals in power.
Someone above used the Wall Street Journal as evidence of Spitzer's criminality. That is like asking the fox why the chickens didnt defend themselves.
yeah, the wall street journal is a criminal enterprise.
if you consider a newspaper article "evidence" i thank god you are not a judge or a prosecutor.
holy shit there are some dumb fucking people in here.
Eliot and Silda will be on 'Politicians Gone Wild' and will exploit their 15 minutes of unwanted fame for riches. His wife will now be hiring male prostitutes to eat out her pussy; which Spitzer won't do, since she's not Kosher.
hey al, do you think the people who comment on this blog are smarter or dumber than the average screw reader?
al, please tell us how eating ass is different from eating pussy, both in flavor and technique.
Hey retarded?
Who now owns the Wall Street Journal? Case Closed!!!
with respect to things that adversely affect big business, the WSJ has never sided with those who want to put people before corporations.
Who's retarded now:
Before you start on any red baiting nonsense. The commies never put people's interest before the interests of the state economic bureaucracy that they created either.
hey ignorant asshole,
i called you retarded because you said a newspaper article was evidence.
i don't care if it came from the new york times or the nambla newsletter, that's fucking retarded.
"there isn't much to say to someone who believes the moon is made of green cheese"
---william f. buckley jr.
dear retarded pitiful putz:
i said above : "Someone above used the Wall Street Journal as evidence of Spitzer's criminality. That is like asking the fox why the chickens didnt defend themselves."
The WSJ is a tool, do you even have one?
I love Dennis Hof.. brilliant businessman and a gentleman to boot. So what hes a pimp,at least hes honest and if i rememebr correctly, he tried to warn you about Rose and you ignored him.. i guess he was right becasue she took you for everything while hes making a million dollars a month.
That was a clever observation about being Jewish,my only sexual desire is to marry a Jewess.
All the ones I knew were great.
Eliot Spitzer was attempting to keep the $230 million dollars bequeathed to the financial institutions in the hands of the taxpayers of New York City.
I understand that Wall Street had a collective circle-jerk when they heard the news...scumbags.
As far as Ashley Alexandra Dupre is concerned...do you realize what she'd have to do to me to make me hand her $5,000?
It'd make Al Goldstein blush...
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