
I killed my mother. It was 20 years ago this week.
She was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. This is a cancer that had a mortality rate of 99% but I remember that she told me she was going to survive. She always tended to be overweight. I remember seeing her going to Weight Watchers and she was always making a baked apple dish that tasted like an apple pie but wasn’t. I loved my mother since she was the one who supported me.
My father, on the other hand, was an inarticulate slug of a man and never told me he loved me. He only told me when I did wrong. He was a war hero and was on three different boats that were sunk by submarines. He worked as a war photographer with during World War II and with Ernie Pyle in Okinawa. He was courageous in his own way and a wonderful photographer but he laid heavy things on me. He told me not to make friends and not to trust anybody. I wish I listened to him. I would probably still have furniture.
Her life at the end was painful. I remember the day on Sample Blvd in Fort Lauderdale. My mom was back in the hospital the doctor asked me what I wanted to do. She was suffering and on life support. She was on heavy doses of morphine. Do you want to pull the plug? I knew I was in effect killing her but I said yes. I was wrapped up in my own self-pity, as usual, and I didn’t do much.
In retrospect I was a lousy son. Wanting to beat her cancer into submission was hopeless. She was 72 when she died. It is ironic that this year I am 72. But when I go, I want to die at a Chinese buffet with my cock being sucked while my tongue is inside a woman’s pussy when I am not stuffing my face with food.
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Al,
It is my extreme pleasure to leave the first comment on your latest blog post.
I'm glad to hear your mom was a good mother. My mother was an alcoholic slut who died on the street.
Mitch Haase
Al, I went to your presidential site. What's with the baggy shirt collar around your neck? Can't your home care aid dress you in something less baggy and more appropriate? And what's with the cheap shit blue blanket background?
My mother is a temperamental saint!
Al, what is your favorite cheap cigar?
hey al, have you ever used feces as lubricant?
check this out:
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they've run the numbers and it is cheaper to pay a whore than to marry and divorce a wife. sex is more reliable too.
Capitalism is evil.
AthiestGeorge, the cheap shit blue blanket background at Al's site is an ode to Wacko Jacko Jackson's son, Blanket, AG's running mate.
Imagine, collectivist asshole.
Capitalism is the economic face of the Philosophical Good.
This was an incredibly touching tribute to your mother, Al. A bit reminiscent of Allen Ginsberg's Kaddish, although you didn't fantasize about fucking your mother like Ginsberg did.
Perhaps your father was too absorbed in his work.
Oh, and speaking of workers, the Associated Press reported today that Sweden's dominant telephone company and mobile network operator, TeliaSonera AB, will cut 2,900 jobs, or 9.3 percent of its workforce, despite showing an 11 percent rise in its fourth-quarter net profit!
Worker persecution at the hands of greedy, loathsome, capitalist demons is always enough to cause heaviness in anyone's heart, but at the same time, I can't help but smile every time I read one of these stories because I know we're another step closer that glorious day.
Al, your rants are politic specific and on the mark. Don't listen to these right wing mutants who have no libidos and don't even qualify as legit porn fans. They'd rather make love to their bill folds or bank accounts than beat off to smut or do a woman.
Sure, capitalism at the expense of
right and wrong or humanity is all well and fine. Except for every few hundred years when all the amoral greed merchants get their heads cut off.
If only they were scratch and sniff:
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i had no idea there are so many communist al goldstein fans.
"i had no idea there are so many communist al goldstein fans."
Al Goldstein is a victim of the amerikan fascist monster, so it's only natural for Socialists to be sympathetic to his plight.
My Fellow Communists,
I was born. I immediately started lecturing my mother. Why? Because I am dear leader and even my beloved mother can learn "correct thinking". As all of you can as well!
Your comrade,
Dear Leader
P.S. Al, I like brunettes too!
In 1976 I paid Alvin Goldstein $40 for a blowjob in central park.
He sucked me to orgasm but didn't swallow my load.
after bush maybe communism wouldnt be such a bad thing afterall.
I did not have sexual relations with that smut peddler!
" ed koch said...
In 1976 I paid Alvin Goldstein $40 for a blowjob in central park.
He sucked me to orgasm but didn't swallow my load."
I saw the pictures in Screw magazine! But it was the other way around, you were blowing Al! Poor Ed your memory must be going.
It's too bad Bush can't be elected for a 3rd term. He kept American safe from the Muslim nuts and the stock-market boomed. Viva Bush!
Remember when I moved my digs to Harlem that time? Well, it was not a humanitarian deed but a "feel good" jesture.
After that Jewess in the Oral Office I just had to have me some industrial vacuum strength ebony head.
Hill, don't go down there. Maybe that's why she's losing to Obama. The voters sense that she's a cold fish...
Bubba, have you ever had an Asian spinner? We know, you would rather have been a porno stud instead of just another white trash redneck President sell out.
"Telia Sonera will cut 2,900 jobs".
Who gives a shit. Fucking Socialist losers (like Imagine) anyway.
"Anonymous said...
It's too bad Bush can't be elected for a 3rd term. He kept American safe from the Muslim nuts and the stock-market boomed. Viva Bush!"
aw shucks! thanks! besides reading dirty westerns, Al Goldstein's blog is my favorite thing to read!
The day will come when the blood of the greedy capitalist swine like the executives at Telia Sonera, along with their knuckle-dragging lackeys, will flow in rivers down the streets.
Viva La Revolución!
"The day will come when the blood of the greedy capitalist swine like the executives at Telia Sonera, along with their knuckle-dragging lackeys, will flow in rivers down the streets."
Purges are an unpleasant, but unfortunately necessary, part of any Worker's Revolution. amerika will experience hers. It's not a question of "if," but only a matter of "when."
Let's all put our peepees together in the great collectivist circle-jerk. - Leon Trotsky
Hey Commie faggots, we'll fry your asses like the Rosenbergs!
The only good red is a DEAD red!
Hahahahaha!
And long live the beloved Augusto Pinochet!
Al,
I just got done jerking off to a photo of Karl Marx.
Mitch Haase
jesus christ al, why don't you write a book about eating pussy?
you have expertise that would benefit all humanity.
You'd think that if he were all that his tongue would be his babe magnet.
Instead it seems he's always had to use his wallet. Go figure.
Trotskyite MMA wrote:
"Purges are an unpleasant, but unfortunately necessary, part of any Worker's Revolution. amerika will experience hers. It's not a question of "if," but only a matter of "when.""
Ultimate proof that Leon Trotsky would have been a tyrant just as much as Stalin was.
i'd like to purge all the commies.
let's get back on topic.
al goldstein is a genius who changed society for the better.
al, you should start doing midnight blue again except this time do it on youtube. that was some of the funniest shit ever and i miss it like you miss pussy.
Al, you weren't a 'lousy son', you made your mother proud; you encouraged her to be part of 'Screw' with her supporting you and being on t.v. shows....she was kvelling all the time about your success; and how she was a small part of it. She wasn't 'ashamed' of what you did, as some of the women you married (Oh Vey; getting a wife who hated your career choice - DOOMED the relationship/marriage). Moose from Screw...
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