Take Me Out of the Coffin, I’m Still Alive!

Hope I Never Forget These Moments
Stop digging into the soil for my coffin, I'm not dead yet. I may appear like a study of a fruit bowl if you saw me, because of my lack of animation, but that is because I celebrated my 72nd birthday yesterday.
Recently the Wall Street Journal wrote about the segmentation of selling to different age groups, especially old Altercockers like me. Peddling products and services to senior citizens is very different than selling to well-heeled yuppies. The young whipper-snappers have the sense that everything is possible while the old timers are wondering which nursing home they will wind up in. People on social security don’t care about tomorrow since their yesterdays are so cluttered. Advertisers not only have to deal with this reality but also the limited faculties of the elderly and the fact that many old timers are getting Alzheimer’s earlier and earlier. How do you market to someone with no memory?
According to a PBS special last week that highlighted the burgeoning number of citizens with Alzheimer’s, over a half million Americans under age 50 Alzheimer’s already have it. If you don’t know what it is it basically means that your brain died and that you don’t remember your past.
The most poignant scene in this special was when a woman whose husband was recently diagnosed cried. She feared the day when he will look into her eyes and not know who she is.
The youth of America live under of the cloud of autism and the stumbling, cane-holding, old-timers live in the shadow of Alzheimer’s. And the advertisers market and sell to us all – brain dead or no.You voyeurs reading these words at your computer are already brain-dead so when you get Alzheimer’s there will be no discernible change in your appearance. You were born intellectually crippled and your point of travel between birth and dead is like a drunk’s vomit - totally forgettable. The fact that George W. Bush was elected a second time is proof positive that most Americans are imbeciles, zombies or have Alzheimer’s already.
26 Comments:
Dear Al,
Happy Birthday and I really love your pictures. Who are those two women sitting next to you? That's a hot picture and you look very happy - story? I like these two women a lot. When will we see more pictures? I wish more pictures were included in your book. Perhaps there will be a second book in the works? How could anyone ever get enough of your pictures(or enough of you)? Life is all about having fun and fun is written all over your face.
Al - the Internet has given you access to everything you may have wanted but never had. It's not too late to reinvent yourself. The Internet was made for you and I hope you use it as much as possible this year. It's here to stay and I think that's good news for you.
The YouTube clips are just breathtaking. Why not make some new ones. Use the MySpace or FaceBook hyperlinks and direct more traffic to your Booble website. There are a million new ideas for a genius like you. I still maintain that you have many options. Please make those Birthday wishes count.
I hope you had the Best Birthday of your life and I hope you get what you want. I wish you the world. The celebration of your birth is always exciting. Al, I think you have so much to be proud of...
Thanks for being such a Super Entertainer and so much more. Thanks more than you will ever know.
Al, the smile on your face in those pictures is worth a hundred lifetimes. Thank God your healthy and Thank God for you.
Al,
Are those the two twins you mention in your book or elsewhere in your blog? I may be mistaken but there are so many stories about you and two sisters, twins and just rumors like spending time with the Sloan twins that I can't tell fact from fiction anymore. We need another book from you. Good stuff. I wonder what these two did with their lives. Just a curious question I will ask someday of myself. That picture is a knockout!
Nice pics al.
Al, your not going to get alzheimers. I read somewhere if you read and keep the mind active you reduce your chances of getting alzheimers. You probably read and write a lot.
al, you haven't lived until you've eaten shit.
Your rank and file fans may have missed the platinum blonde. But us oldtimers know who she is---the Jesus Christ cunt of all 70s glory days smut sluts, the immortal mouth-watering Seka.
I heard she's making a comeback in her 50s. Tell us, did you get to taste her muff nectar? Give us an oral fireside chat. An oral play by play...if you will...
I visited a certain house of ill repute on the top of a mountain on a Caribbean island of split sovereignty several years ago. This playhouse was said to be owned by you. I was wondering if this is still so...
You lived like a piece of shit and will die like a piece of shit Al.
Ex-wife - Al, also helped a lot of people and he has more to share that's positive than negative. I wish I could say the same for you. Does the word forgiveness mean anything to you. It does take two.
Just think of what your life would be like without Al. I think your life would be pretty sad but then how can you be happy with that attitude.
Al, can you confirm or deny the following rumors:
1. You were declared persona non grata on the Access-A-Ride vans for masturbating in the back seats.
2. Your live-in Haitian home care aide refuses to mop up your bi-monthly semen droppings.
3. You went from a small/medium to a medium/large Depends
Al, you look like your in Heaven with Seka. The picture in the book is really dazzling as well. Everyone needs to see it.
I checked out Seka's new site and was dissapointed that Booble or your blog is not in her link section. I hope she changes this soon and supports you. Clearly, she has made a mistake. Where is her gratitude to you? I think she should be selling your book as well.
Al, your work and contributions are simply immeasurable and I hope Seka knows that. Perhaps she's working too hard. Sometimes people forget where they came from (no pun intended towards Seka).
Al, more power to you.
Al,
Thank you for the inspiration. I am not gay but would suck you off on your birthday.
Mitch Haase
Yeah, Mitch. Larry Craig wasn't gay either...
Al, how many pervert loser jerk off cumshots equal a reality show date with a real porno pussy?
And if unworthy of redemption even though such lonely voyeurs made you rich, can they trade them in in Hell?
Candy,
If there is a Heaven - Al Goldstein will be there but don't rush him. Al still has a good 40 years and he is more than porn. I anticipate his best work is coming to you sooner than you think.
Never underestimate a genius. I also predict Al will make his riches back and go all out with a happy ending. Al Goldstein is Gods Gift to the Internet and that makes 2008 look even better for all of us.
How did we get so lucky?
I love the pic of seka, in 1979 when I was 17 years old I use too look at pictures of seka in porn magazines and jack off.
Ice Pick,
In 1979, Seka worked for the Swedish Erotica division of Caballero Control Corporation and she was always hot. Like your favorite memories - Seka is simply impossible to forget. What a winner. I miss those days...
Alvin, you need to call off the phoney kiss ass mod posts. I'm ready to throw up.
Your best fans are outspoken and obstinate like you and can smell them a mile away.
Damn, you sure aren't doing much to eradicate the "whiny old Jew" stereotype.
stop whining you old jew and tell us about the last time you had some pussy.
Al,
If you would just stop whining and take some nigger cock up your ass, your mood would improve.
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thanks for all the kind words. this blog is keeping me alive. i have many more photos like these. more to come.
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Where are you when we need you Al?
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Just in case you don't know how to copy and paste Al. Maybe that's what the porn business needs – someone who doesn't know how to copy and paste or what the internet is.
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The talk around the show was gloomy. With the declining sales of the DVD market, the industry is getting more cut throat. I talked to several porners about the show this year and none of them were very positive. The Awards show especially seemed to be disappointing. While last years show seemed to go over very well with higher production values, this years show seemed lack luster.
* While Larry Flynt was accepting an award at this years award show, he claimed that by this time next year half the companies would be out of business.
* It has been reported in many other blogs already that Jenna Jameson had a strange speech before giving out her award for Crossover Star of the Year. In the bizarre rant, in which she brings up her weight, she claimed that she will never open her legs for the adult industry again.
* This year’s award show is to be broadcast on Showtime. At one point Chi Chi LaRue came on stage to perform and wanted all the girls to join her. No girls would get on stage until nearly half way through her song. The show producers decided to film the performance again and went into the crowd to make girls go up on stage with Chi Chi. The amount of girls on stage was very small, unlike shows in the past.
* In previous years the awards show always had some form of established act perform, which probably attracted the girls to go on stage. This year there was no established act. I think many of the new girls didn’t know who Chi Chi is.
* The convention floor seemed to be lacking many of the female performers. In years past the convention was always packed with the majority of the talent. This year many of the talent pool did not come to show, which clearly showed when walking around the convention.
* A source told me that the split between Teagen Presley and Digital Playground was not as amicable as first reported. Digital is trying to prevent Teagen from working for other companies and she is not allowed to have any contact with Digital’s current contract roster.
* From what I hear John Stagliano is closing his Las Vegas dance show in February. The show was loosing money.
al, tell us about the first time you ate shit.
Al, you are one of my greatest inspirations.
I remember your genius rants on Midnite Blue.
I gain strength from your words of truth.
Now go change your diapers.
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