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Friday, December 14, 2007

Good Taste




My irrefutable mantra is that licking clit and asshole is the pause that refreshes. The memory of shoving my tongue deep in Linnea Quigley’s asshole is the highlight of my 71 years of living.

When we were living together, she would bring her tasty little body in front of me and after sucking on every crevice I would place her on her belly and bury my mouth in between her curvaceous cheeks. I would launch my tongue like a SCUD missile and lap her asshole with the gusto. I would eat her like she was Kobe beef and after 50 minutes when my jaws and tongue were filled with the pain of my excesses, I would flip her on her back and eat and worship her clit.

Her orgasms were so filled with earthquakes like tremors that I truly felt like I was in the Garden of Eden. Then Linnea in gratitude, appreciation and horniness would moan, “I want some of your Jew juice.” She was the finest cocksucker I have ever known and would blow me dry.

Even though we were engaged, I would give her $200 for each time I popped a load. But because I am a Jew I had to try to get a deal. So she got $200 for the first ejaculation at the beginning of the week and then only $100 thereafter. The more times I came, the more money I saved. If I could come four times a week that meant that rather than spending $800, I spent $500. That was a $300 dollar savings!

To fine tune our gluttony for the bush we had to think about why we lick the holy hole. We probably didn’t like pussy the first time we licked it. Who liked chili or coffee or beer the first time? But it is truly an acquired taste. Fungiform papillae are the structures that house our tastebuds. Supertasters have more finely tuned structures to taste. Therefore I must be a Supertaster of pussy.

There is a professor of psychology who said there is a very personal and emotional component to lapping the labia. Our gustatory tongue prints are determined by three basic characteristics: who we choose to eat, who we refuse to eat (in my case it is fat or smelly women) and lastly our specific techniques for oral gymnastics.

Humans are an omnivorous species and we share the characteristics of other mammals. Our nearest relatives are foxes, mongooses, bears and brown rats. We avoid reptiles and insects like slugs and earthworms. As Descartes said “ I lick therefore I am”. Eating pussy is not like eating a banana split. It is active and makes me feel like a he-man. The pay off is the happiness I give the pussy in front of me, and the mouthfeel I get from my activity. Licking pussy has given me pleasure for the last 56 years of my life and it is so much a habit and part of my personality that I believe in the very near future that I will be licking the balls of my puppy.

12 Comments:

At 3:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Al, Linnea is one fine looking babe!

Post more pictures of her please!

 
At 11:47 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Al,

You've only been eating pussy for 56 years? You a late bloomer?

Anyone want to drive in to San Fran and watch me jerk off?

Mitch Haase

 
At 4:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo. You're back to your forte, Al. Teach the fans well. You are a world class champ of oral cuntian prowess. You wax so pornographic.

Too many men spend most of their lives putting women on pedestals so that they are in charge of adult relationships. But not Al.

If more guys learned to eat cunt they'd put women in their place and never have to work again. The trick is to find a well to do sugar mama who has never been satisfied.

I had an uncle who tamed a twat. She bought him an RV and a boat. True story. Pussy eating can be the lazy man's key to riches.

My favorite vaginas are huge shocking pink canyon cunts with flower pussy lips. And British tarts have the prettiest.

If the womb entrance just caves in without meaty lips or you see any other color than pink then you know it's not grade A femme hole flesh. Otherwise, eat on...

 
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.vrg.org/journal/vj2001sep/linneachainsaw.jpg

yes she can wiggle your quiggles

 
At 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://pick.artloc.com/images_lq/linnea_quigley_25.jpg

now Al, don't drool on the monitor

 
At 1:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al,
Do you talk to Linnea anymore?

--CASEY

 
At 11:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey al, you should make youtube videos that teach pussy eating.

this would be your greatest contribution to future generations.

 
At 2:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

al has already shown you how. on you tube.. with a little food substitute for pussy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_CZDb1CmXW0

 
At 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, pining over past pussy is a waste of time. Get a new hobby.

 
At 3:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, what happened to her? Is she still alive? Married? Do you still talk with each other occasionally?

 
At 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Al,
It's Lenny Waller from The Old "HellFire Club NY" I'm so glad to see your Blog.
You are a champion of the adult industry. If your in NY still, Lets get together for Dinner & A Cigar one evening.
Thank you for everything you have done for us pervs, Kinksters, & the Adult industry.
Be well & God Bless,
Lenny Waller

 
At 4:15 AM, Blogger Annie Sprinkle said...

Al, I love you eternally.
Annie Sprinkle

 

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