TENDERIZING THE MEAT (EATING PUSSY: PART IV!)
I tend to think of myself more as the Spike Jones of pussy eating. I beat around the bush much less blatantly than others of my predilection and instead beat more within the bush. As the old adage goes, a tongue in the bush is worth two on the periphery. I adhere to that credo.
Some other techniques that can complement the art of cunnilingus are both diverse and perverse. Some men like to position their asses within idle groping distance of their partner's nimble fingers. This way if you eat her she can fool around with your cock and balls when the feeling seizes her.
If she truly is a sentimentalist, she might squeeze your balls, jerk you off wildly, or simply stroke your ass. At the very worst of it, it keeps her busy and out of mischief while you're doing your oscillation thing down below. Slick her up very well, biting slightly around her belly, thighs, tits, etc to get her damp. Once you get down into her pussy thatch, it's good to work up a lot of spit in your mouth. Coat your tongue with it and dampen her down from stem to stem.
At this point we have to come to a hygenic note:
Bluntly stated, that means that if she hasn't washed herself out lately, she might taste a little gamey. Don't let it bother you; it's simply good, honest, working sweat that even emancipated women are subjected to. Pretty soon, when her vital juices commence flowing she'll taste great.
9 Comments:
Y-A-W-N!!
Your political blogs, or blogs you post about your life are much more interesting than your "lectures" on how to eat pussy. We fans are more interested in your life, what your doing, how your doing and if your planing a big come-back. Everyone loves a "come-back" just look at the careers of Kate Moss or John Travolta. Saw your old friend Dennis Hof on the tyra banks show, he seems to be doing quite well for himself. Any word from him? Any word from Rose since your bankruptcy? I wonder if she still has the condos you GAVE her in Florida? Or the BMW?
apparently Sinatra preferred a 'ripe' Ava Gardner.
the only sex in my life is fucking your mother.She is good as ever and still swallows! ag
typical Al, insulting mouth, empty pockets, limp dick, the comeback kid roars!
Ignore Mr. Anonymous Big Al...you da man! Anonymous sounds like one of those sour ass Bush sucking Republican motherfuckers who never had a piece of ass in his life...and doesn't want anyone else to have any either! You are one of the true pioneers of smut...so keep on ranting and raving! Long live smut, long live Screw and long live Big Al, Master of all Masturbators!
What was cunnilingus like in the pre-Massengill era??
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