One last thing before i sign off -
I am selling every piece of shit that I possess in order to be able to go to Nathan's in Coney Island and eat a fucking tube steak once in a while.
I have my original hand carved wood king's chair that was once the throne of power upon which Your Truly sat in (and farted into) for my reign at SCREW. Countless letters, photographs, dildos, books, dirty semen-stained underwear, and lots of other goodies for you scumbags!
Write to me at alvingoldstein@gmail.com and I will give you details (e.g., for fresh stained underwear it's a buck fifty extra...signed is an additional two bucks).
By the way, I have attached a photo of my last douchebag cunt Gypsy bitch wifewho robbed me of my last penny. That fat fuck hedgehog next to us is Ron Jeremy (whose dick is bigger than his brain! A fucking asshole who lost his affection for me after I hit rock bottom and homeless - - -Ron, you scumbag! FUCCCCCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUU!
Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al
13 Comments:
Al, can I buy one of your used Depends?
Al, great posts. I prefer the written Blogs to the video blogs as on the video blogs you seems very slow probably from all the psychiatric medication it sounds like you are ingesting.
Great to hear the stories of your past and the amazing life you have led. Can you give us some more insight into how you went from being a multi-millionaire to being homeless?
Weren't you able to stash any money away? Truly a remarkable downfall that seems to have afflicted you and Bob Guccione. You two seem to have a lot in common including not talking to your kids.
Maybe you and Guccione can move in together and share expenses.
Also remember when you are feeling down that you have lived a better more interesting and fun life than 99.9% of Americans and you have made a big impact on the American culture. How many people can say that? Please keep the blog posts coming. Would be great to get 1 new post a day + photos.
Great blog. Thanx. Your impact on American culture has been important, and appreciated.
I spent the bulk of your SCREW years living in repressed areas of the country where acquiring a copy required being elsewhere. And a subscription wasn't a realistic option (due in part to my own minimalist years). The issues I did manage to score made great reading. Thank your for that.
Please keep up the blog, if you can.
mw
Ron Jeremy should be eternally grateful to you since SCREW was constantly promoting him throughout the 1980s, the 1990s and the early years of the present decade. I often suspect that SCREW's promotional efforts probably encouraged the AVN editors to feature Ron on the cover of their magazine. Your efforts turned that guy into a leading figure within the adult entertainment industry.
I recall seeing Ron Jeremy appear in a cameo scene in the movie THE FLUFFER. THE FLUFFER's story dealt with the gay porn movie business. I wonder: is Ron a gay porn movie buff?
georgetheatheist said...
"Al, can I buy one of your used Depends?"
Gee George, one of these days you will have to depend on "Depends" yourself!
That's a smart investment, stock up early.
Nah, I'm going to wear the one Al's going to sell me. (Of course with Great Honor and Reverance.)
Al, I always said you should have had 5 children and 1 wife...Probably all the kids would be Mensch's and smart/successful/speaking to you...and your wife would still be happy to suck your dick and not charge you for it. Oh well, maybe in the next life. Marcia
Blogger georgetheatheist said...
"Nah, I'm going to wear the one Al's going to sell me. (Of course with Great Honor and Reverance.)"
Good Boy!
Al got exactly what he deserved for marrying a non-Jew.
Thhhpppptttt!!!
What goes around, karma is a killer eh al
Frank Fortunato; you have to stop writing anonymously. You're writing is very personalized; I know it's you....
someone please help Al ebay his stuff.
AL i would buy a MIDNIGHT BLUE shirt like you advertised on the show!
lets make this happen!
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