Nice Rack
posted by Al Goldstein @ 8:57 AM
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Blog of Screw Magazine Founder Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein, champion of the First Amendment, Creator and Host of the ground-breaking cable show Midnight Blue, and the world's dirtiest old man, shares his unique and entertaining views on porn, politics and the web.
61 Comments:
Great photo Al!
It's a good thing you scan them at a low resolution, if your images were any larger (.) (.) my nuts would explode!
Al, Who are these people and is that your son in the 80's?
Please let us know how your feeling and give us an update on your health?
Thanks.
Al,
That is a great natural rack but the resolution of the photo is so low I can't bust off a decent nut to it.
Please please please get this classic stuff scanned at higher resolutions.
Mitch Haase
Dear Al,
I am strongly considering voting for you as a write-in in the upcoming 2008 election. However, before I do such, I was wondering if you could put to rest any fears that a ‘vote for Goldstein is a vote for McCain.’
Wash down your potato knish with some warm gorilla cum and get back to me.
Your fan,
Ted
Al
Judalon and I tried to get ahold of you over the 4th july weekend. The phone number I have for you was answered by some other person.
Nikki and I still invite you to the pacific northwest. I have miles to get you here.
David
u3825it-25@yahoo.com
al, what do you do with your spare time?
So Al, did you fuck that big titted bitch in the photo or what?
All you dumb fuck men out there don't understand that 'when you are fucking that dumb bitch'...Guess what she's doing TO YOU??? She's FUCKING YOU BACK. So while you think you're doing something evil to her; she's doing it right back TO YOU. And hopefully charging you a fee for entering her vagina(dinner/drinks/present/vacation) or at least giving you a nice drip from your dick.
Moose,
That did not sound like you! Evil as in evil intentions? I just don't see that here. I'm not promoting prostitution but it is a user friendly occupation. Both parties tend to be needy. Everyone knows it's not clean or healthy. Condoms don't save consumers. Hands are "Unclean". 18 year old prostitutes in Los Angeles are working with HIV! Al said he paid in the Vlogs. That was his choice and he's alive to talk about it. That's amazing. It's not my job to judge anyone. Perhaps I misunderstood your posts? The rest you stated is obvious. It's a two-way street. A dirty street littered with potholes and poverty. It's a very sad state of affairs. Some people may never get the relationship skills down?
I asked Al to write a book on relationships but so far no luck.
Moose, Is Al better? He has not updated his Blog and no updates on his health are posted. The Linda Lovelace hardcore pictures he raved about never appeared and he was so proud of this. The writings have stopped - his hallmark and the amusing Vlogs are on hold.
Al once received over 70 comments and now he's lucky if he gets 10. Booble used to chime in and is now silent. A number of readers offered suggestions on how Al could make a comeback this year but maybe it is a case of too many health issues that hold him back from acting accordingly. Al used to respond to questions that were reasonable and now night falls fast without a word.
Moose, I'm thrilled that you still post and I wish you only the best. My musings about Al reflect my care and concern. Nothing less and a whole lot more.
Moose,
One last note,
Did "drip from your dick" refer to catching an STD or STV? It's my feeling that a good number of Al's frequent posters to this Blog take their health seriously and do not solicit prostitutes.
If I'm wrong about all the messages I have written to you then perhaps I'm leaving comments on the wrong Blog and it's my end of an era and not Al's.
Just a thought. Al, please run this by Moose if she does not catch my thoughts.
Thanks
I wonder if Booble can provide a pipeline to Al and then to his readers? If any of his friends can provide a legit update on his status it would be very much appreciated.
Thanks
That bongo tit gal is a skank. And these last few months this blog has totally petered out. First the vlog rants, then just pics.
Al, if you can't earn your literary keep like a real journalist, then go on welfare. Illegal aliens get it. Why not ex porn kings?
i disagree, that big titted bitch is not a skank. not a 10 but not a skank.
al, we miss you.
Al has been working on this Blog since 2005. He starred briefly in "Inside Deep Throat" and wrote a book. Al has had his share of legal headaches in the last few years even though they were not documented here on the Blog (who knows why?).
I hope things are clearing up for the man we all miss. The non-communication troubles me and I wonder...
Al has many close contacts yet the Adult Industry, friends and family remain silent.
I hope he makes a comeback...
It is I, The Moose who is answering my 'fans'. I am not sex-negative; but get very 'negative' when men think that when they're having sex/fucking women/etc...they are doing something 'evil' to her. I just wanted to point out, that 'she's doing it back to you'...if you think you're taking advantage of this 'woman'...she might be taking advantage of YOU. Am I making myself clear??? Back to Al's health/mental & otherwise. I speak with him, so I know he's still alive. I hear him kvetch, take blame, give blame, piss and moan about his current 'lot in life'...He is someone who rose from nothing to being something...and now he's returning to the ashes. The circle is complete. He hasn't come to grips with it yet; but everyone else can. We 'die' the way we 'lived'...Al lived as an 'angry man', and he'll die the same way; even though he brought many a smile to our faces; and many an orgasm to the females who let him.
Can someone please update us on Al's mental and physical health? I miss his writings and his Video Posts. I used to have something to look forward to each week but now that Al is not posting the world is a lonelier place. Please Al make some contact with your many fans who wish you well. I hope you go back to your regular weekly updates.
Moose,
Thank you for sharing the update and you are making yourself crystal clear. I agree, using someone is a two-way street. It's too bad this does not just go without saying but many people leave their heads in the sand. Their are a lot of men who will never show you their medical records because that would validate your points (just one of many examples). Men think with their mouse and not their brain. Perhaps we will have a 50/50 society where women are truly respected in my life time? Who knows? People have a tough time with change and growing up. The world is a mess when it comes to the treatment of women in general and that's depressing.
Life is sometimes very unfair and death can sometimes never be justified. It just happens sometimes.
The late Peter F. Drucker, Thomas J. Peters and Warren Bennis have stated that all great things are born out of anger so Al is so much more than most people think. That anger did do all of us some good.
The circle will never be complete for Al whether he dies today or in 30 years because he was never truly appreciated for the wonder that he is. Al is more than sex and it's too bad he did not develop his other areas of genius as fast as we would all want him to.
Al was the rabbit and not the turtle but the world is better off from his work. His mind raced like the wind. He leaves a strong legacy that paints a different type of society even if Al's contributions are ripped off without due credit.
Moose from Screw aka (Marcia), thanks for the pipeline and thanks for being such a kind friend to Al and to us. We all wish him well and hope to hear from him soon. I really hope Al pulls through. Please let us know if their is anything we can do?
Moose,
I think you made a lot of good points in your last comment post.
It's very hard to accept the fact that Al may no longer be with us in an uncertain or undetermined amount of time. I can accept it but it's sad and I feel like I'm losing my youth.
Maybe I'm wrong but it sounds like things are very close. I hope I'm wrong.
Thanks again for writing in and letting us know.
For those who love Al and 'want to help'...I don't know what would 'help' him except to know you all care a lot about him. This is evident from your blogs. Now if Al is reading this and thinks he 'needs' something you can provide...he can let you know on line. You all know I'm 'Marcia'...who are you?
Moose,
Thanks again for the update about Al and your thoughts.
About your question - Who are you meaning who are the readers who post comments to Al's Blog.
That's a really good question. I'm not sure who wants to go first but I'm still in shock about the sudden news about Al.
Please consider giving the readers (the regulars as well as impulsive) a little time to get it together?
If you read anything too crazy it's probably something random and crazy.
I will respond to your question but right now I'm at a loss for words.
Thanks again for all your help. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.
I hope Al feels better. Depression can be an awful thing to have go through.
hey M, nice job calling out moose as marcia. you just don't know when to shut up, do you?
Perhaps we will have a 50/50 society where women are truly respected in my life time?
sure, when women stop acting like spoiled children who whine and cry every time something doesn't go their way.
sure, when women stop trumping logic with emotion when analyzing a situation.
sure, when women are able to put grudges aside, move on and work with others instead of holding a lifetime animus against everyone who they've had a disagreement with.
sure, when women can accept that life is not fair and deal with it.
shall i continue?
Look Up,
I think you forgot to tell Moose who you are?
It was no secret that Moose is Marcia. She signed her past comments that way and Women Rule at so many things that men are not good at. That 50/50 is coming sooner than you think and it's long overdue.
I don't think anyone is interested in your flames towards women. This Blog is about Al. I also don't think Al would share your views and your time must be so much more valuable? Why waste so much time of your life with inflammatory comments!
Moose rules! She has been exceptionally kind to us. How could we be so lucky?
No reply is necessary...
My only personal experience of meeting Al was when I used to manage the Sharper Image on Madison Ave. Al would occasionally come in for the weekly auctions and he bought a pen and some ink refills.
Turns out the refills I gave Al didn't fit the pen which was an occasional problem with the pen. Al was home and he called up really pissed off when he spoke to the other managers. I had a feeling Al would do his FU on Midnight Blue to Sharper Image so I sent Al a brand new pen with many free refills and a discount coupon for a future order. Al sent me back Screw Magazine T-Shirts and Screw Magazines. That made my day.
Does anyone know if Al will ever be posting here again? Also some detail if it is a physical health issue or depression which some other poster mentioned. He has a lot of fans who are concerned about him.
d. Brown Said:
I had a feeling Al would do his FU on Midnight Blue to Sharper Image so I sent Al a brand new pen with many free refills and a discount coupon for a future order. Al sent me back Screw Magazine T-Shirts and Screw Magazines. That made my day.
Al was always a class act like that.
I have always been 'nicknamed' Moose at Screw; and everyone knew I was 'Marcia'...I wrote under my own name. I will call up Al this weekend and remind him to read the blogs; and see how he's doing. Sometimes I get through, sometimes I don't. He was kvetching he doesn't have a computer; I reminded him "I don't either", but the library has them, free to use for anyone walking in there. I'll ask him what his fans can do for him to make him feel better; and let you all know. Marcia (The Moose)
Moose at Screw,
Thank you so much. That's very kind of you.
al is nothing but a stereotypical jew whiner.
al would suck a cock if it meant he could save 50 cents on a cheeseburger.
Anonymous Assholes said...
al is nothing but a stereotypical jew whiner.
al would suck a cock if it meant he could save 50 cents on a cheeseburger.
Is that the best comment you assholes can come up with?
For a man who has lived more than you?
This is how you treat him?
fuck both of you anonymous assholes!
I warned all readers that crazymakers post comments here and that the site appears to be unmoderated and unapproved comments are published. I don't think this is good policy but...
It's up to Al and Booble to make the call.
Absolutely nothing in this comment section should surprise anyone at this point in time.
And, worse has been said about Al as well as better. I hope more the better but you never can tell.
"Man With An Ice Pick" is right on and others just don't make it with comments that offer little value and inflict harm on others! Their comments are overrated and an embarrassment.
We all deserve better.
I called Al's landphone, it's been disconnected. I have e mailed his son, and will find out 'what's happening' if he knows. I'm trying to get his cell phone number, I know he had one last time I called. As soon as I know Al's fate...I will report back to his fans. - Marcia
Marcia, thanks for the update. I hope Al is ok. It seemed like he had a steady growing following on his blog for a while so it's a shame that Al hasn't been posting or is unable to post.
Marcia,
Thanks for the update. May I suggest readers contacting Booble Bob? His email is available on the Booble site and that's what I'm doing. There is power in numbers.
It's just an idea...
If anyone knows someone who can connect us to Al - please post the contact info for more updates or contact them.
I have read all posts and comments from day one and don't know who he is close to in the Adult Industry. The Mob article for Larry Flynt is one idea but it's hard to get an empire builder on the phone. Al mentioned a lot of high profile names that he claimed left him (he referred to this as the cesspool) so I remain ambivalent.
Porn stars - he mentioned Jamie Gillis as a good friend but did not indicate a connection? Jamie has a website with email and phone and is reportedly retired.
Other - His coauthor on his book and last lawyer may know something?
I'm sure I've missed a lot but mean well. Readers are welcome to chime in. Thanks.
Marcia is so kind to help us. Maybe we can be proactive as well?
Booble is Bob Smart. His email is Bob@Booble.com.
Bob is also on MySpace as well. More info is on the Booble home page. Left hand column - Bob. Al stated they were business partners.
I hope that helps. I was not able to leave a comment on Bobs Booble Blog so it must be turned off at the moment.
I also have Al's latest home address and will drop him a note. I assume we can contact all the Deli's in NYC and find out if anyone is passed out there from eating too much pastrami. I'll contact people in NYC who might have a clue. Will report back here. Marcia
On 2/27/08 Al stated that The Papaya King on 86th and 3rd was his favorite hot dog stand. FYI...
Al stated that Bob Guccione of Penthouse Magazine fame, etc were tight but no mention lately. Bob is about 79 and in poor health according to news articles. I found his sons contact info. It's a long shot but I can try...
Hey Goldstein. Are you still breathing?
Hey Goldstein. Are you still breathing?
I'm still looking for leads and before I lose my server I just wanted to tell you that there was an earthquake in Los Angeles just minutes ago. The aftershocks are on there way so I may not be able to post comments temporarily.
No info yet but I sure felt it and earthquakes are not cool.
I hope to God Al's ok and not in Los Angeles right now.
5.6 Quake in Los Angeles, Calif.
I'm going to kill myself at midnight tonight. Fuck you all.
I think this is a good sign that Al is alive and well. He posted his death wish from his personal account with Google and he has done this before.
Three times...
Al - What next?
Just as long as we know your alright Al.
That's all that counts.
You had us worried there.
Al did not commit suicide.
Please bring us up to date with your life?
Marcia - Whatever you did worked.
Thank you so much for all your help and so much more.
How could Al be so lucky to have a friend like you?
I don't know what I did to convince Al to crawl out of the sewer and start contacting his fans again; but we're all happy he's alive and well. He won't kill himself; he has an insatiable appetite for life (pussy & pastrami are still available); and he won't croak till he gets 'The Call' from the Devil himself...or maybe like 'Mama Cass', he'll accidentally choke on a pastrami sandwich. Come on Al, tell us what you've been doing...M.
Al, Make a new Vlog, write something or post some more sexy pictures.
Do something and let us know how you feel?
Don't you miss your Blog and don't you miss us?
Al,
We missed you...
mitch oh mitch my asshole is ready for a good ass fucking, where are you mitch? lets get together and be GAAAAAAAAAAY! YES!
Mitch is NOT gay...
Al was spotted last night at Sammy's Romanian Steakhouse with Steve Kraus, Robin Byrd, Steve Gruberg and Ugly George. Robin was fucking Al with a strap on dick on the table while Al was eating a rack of spare ribs & those sno-balls he loves so much. Way to go Al!!
Louis from the Bronx!
Al was spotted last night at Sammy's Romanian Steakhouse with Steve Kraus, Robin Byrd, Steve Gruberg and Ugly George. Robin was fucking Al with a strap on dick on the table while Al was eating a rack of spare ribs & those sno-balls he loves so much. Way to go Al!!
Louis from the Bronx!
that al was always a rapscallion! I only wish Robin Byrd would anally probe me! YES!
Al, your losing readers!
A few months ago Al made it abundantly clear that he would stop posting if he didn't see more intelligent remarks in the comment section. No mystery here; he's simply living up to his word.
!Viva la Revolución!
imagine said...
"A few months ago Al made it abundantly clear that he would stop posting if he didn't see more intelligent remarks in the comment section. No mystery here; he's simply living up to his word.
!Viva la Revolución!"
Imagination,
So far you are the only one that has made an intelligent, well-thought remark.
Most intelligent man in the entire comments board.
Perhaps the most intelligent man in the universe.
Congratulations!
Imagine,
I don't buy all this. I feel were missing part of the story.
I have met Al on many occasions and he made it 100% clear that whatever he did - he did for himself. I have no issue with that. Who cares if he's selfish? If you read his history, well, it's quite clear that he really loved this Blog and the readers and sometimes he had fun putting us on. He had fun with us and now he's out of the picture and I wish I stayed in touch with him.
Sometimes you can say a lot without saying anything at all. I think Al will be back and I respectfully disagree with your belief even if he did state what you wrote.
Imagine - I like reading what you write and hope you stick it out with Al.
Man With An Ice Pick - I think you have added a tremendous amount of quality by sharing your personal thoughts and stories. I think your comments have added a lot of credibility to this Blog and reading them has always been an enjoyable experience. In other words, more power to you. I hope the others appreciate you as much as I do.
Imagine
Al told us that Booble pays him $1,000 a month to write this Blog. Booble is the host and maintains the Blog. The domain algoldstein.com belongs to Al and I think Al was putting us on about the quality of comments that were or were not appearing.
Al has many other options...
Hey Al, I hope someone is changing your Depends while you are away. It must be utterly rancid "down there". Al, can you still wash your genitals and anal region by yourself or do you let your attendant do that?
Al,
Are you going to let George get away with that?
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