I Am King
As the master of muff and the king o kunts. I am your rabble rouser and wrestler. So long as woman have vaginas, cunts, holes, and honey pots we males are the proud pud pounders. It is our testesterone that imprisons and make us jump through hoops for the smell and taste of of cunt. The bars of our life are the pubic hairs of bitchy castraters and ballbreakers who want to castrate and rob us. The only purpose of women is to have a recepticle or sperm deposits and DNA. Women want to be our "partners" when robbbing us blind. If they lacked cunts there would be bounty on their heads. I actually love pussy, but my life would have been easier if I had goldfish or became a serial killer, or been featured on Court TV and Cold Case Files.
posted by Al Goldstein @ 1:49 AM
18 comments
18 Comments:
Well al, you know the saying, 'your never too old...'but I would stick with goldfish, as a serial killer at your advanced age, I don't think you can run away from the scene of the crime fast enough. Besides it's better to be a serial pussy eater, than serial killer.
So... if you had no interest in pussy... you would have never founded screw and gotten rich... you would have had to work in a deli or something. How is that better? Plus, maybe it would be booble bob getting arrested in new york instead of you. that would suck for him, and you'd be even fatter, writing about how bagels ruined your life.
Congrats Al, that's one of your more retarded same ole same old pussy/gatekeeper blurbs. It must be time for your real passion"the amimal channel" it must be, you smell my ass I'll smell your ass week for some long tounged Giraffs or Lions or Zebras licking and smelling each others asses then try and bust a nut, with a two pump dump that turned you on, you were in a hurry to catch and and most likely jerk off to, then you realized you needed to submit some bullshit the mindless flock for some weekend digention, congrats , you suck-seeded.
"Congrats Al, that's one of your more retarded same ole same old pussy/gatekeeper blurbs. It must be time for your real passion"the amimal channel" it must be, you smell my ass I'll smell your ass week for some long tounged Giraffs or Lions or Zebras licking and smelling each others asses then try and bust a nut, with a two pump dump that turned you on, you were in a hurry to catch and and most likely jerk off to, then you realized you needed to submit some bullshit the mindless flock for some weekend digention, congrats , you suck-seeded."
Their's your serial killer al!
Pure poetry!
That was an inspired post.
Al, you semen-coated scumbag. . . FUCKKKKK YOUOOOOOOOOO! If you died I would miss you! Stay alive, scumbag! Stop ordering Chinese and stop complaining, you former Fat Fuck! Please keep this blog going! (Why haven't you been on Stern lately?? His show SUCKS without you!)
Leroy from Platos
AL GOLDSTEIN - WHERE HAVE ALL OF THE MEN WITH BALLS HAVE GONE??? SINCE SCREW IS GONE, WE HAVE BEEN ALL EMASCULATED!
Something must have happened after the previous post?
maybe al got a job. reinventing pornography?
What a waste of space.. atleast be consistent with your postings... april 28th???c'mon al.... your better than that!
maybe al is angry with us and is giving us the silent treatment.
Happy Birthday to "I Am King", yep the column is one month old today....oh excuse me one month and one day old!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Obviously the "clown prince" of porn is having some technical difficulties. Perhaps the internet connection at the shelter is down or on the flip side perhaps Al's just busy eating pussy and jet setting with Hefner and Flynt....
right.. sure....
Anonymous said...
Well al, you know the saying, 'your never too old...'but I would stick with goldfish, as a serial killer at your advanced age, I don't think you can run away from the scene of the crime fast enough. Besides it's better to be a serial pussy eater, than serial killer.
I agree. The rewards are better
AG
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Anonymous said...
So... if you had no interest in pussy... you would have never founded screw and gotten rich... you would have had to work in a deli or something. How is that better? Plus, maybe it would be booble bob getting arrested in new york instead of you. that would suck for him, and you'd be even fatter, writing about how bagels ruined your life.
Yeah, but what good did it do for me. I should have first taken a course in law and be my own lawyer for my company
AG
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Anonymous said...
Congrats Al, that's one of your more retarded same ole same old pussy/gatekeeper blurbs. It must be time for your real passion"the amimal channel" it must be, you smell my ass I'll smell your ass week for some long tounged Giraffs or Lions or Zebras licking and smelling each others asses then try and bust a nut, with a two pump dump that turned you on, you were in a hurry to catch and and most likely jerk off to, then you realized you needed to submit some bullshit the mindless flock for some weekend digention, congrats , you suck-seeded.
3:46 PM
I am a hero to some and I am a suckseeder to others, what can I say?
AG
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Zen Wizard said...
Pure poetry!
That was an inspired post.
3:40 PM
I need a new religion ...ZEn
AG
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Anonymous said...
Al, you semen-coated scumbag. . . FUCKKKKK YOUOOOOOOOOO! If you died I would miss you! Stay alive, scumbag! Stop ordering Chinese and stop complaining, you former Fat Fuck! Please keep this blog going! (Why haven't you been on Stern lately?? His show SUCKS without you!)
Leroy from Platos
Leroy, Thank You...I appreciate it...AG
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Anonymous said...
AL GOLDSTEIN - WHERE HAVE ALL OF THE MEN WITH BALLS HAVE GONE??? SINCE SCREW IS GONE, WE HAVE BEEN ALL EMASCULATED!
10:38 PM
Thank You for your loyalty and ability to see the truth...AG
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Anastasia said...
Something must have happened after the previous post?
12:02 AM
Yeah I got fucked...AG
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Anonymous said...
maybe al got a job. reinventing pornography?
10:24 PM
Porn has been taken over by superficial idiots..AG
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Anonymous said...
What a waste of space.. atleast be consistent with your postings... april 28th???c'mon al.... your better than that!
12:14 PM
I was ill, sorry...AG
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Anonymous said...
maybe al is angry with us and is giving us the silent treatment.
12:45 PM
Me angry? ..AG
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Anonymous said...
Happy Birthday to "I Am King", yep the column is one month old today....oh excuse me one month and one day old!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
7:10 PM
Anonymous said...
Obviously the "clown prince" of porn is having some technical difficulties. Perhaps the internet connection at the shelter is down or on the flip side perhaps Al's just busy eating pussy and jet setting with Hefner and Flynt....
10:20 AM
BoobleBob said...
According to his wife, Al has been in the hospital with a series of geriatric afflictions, the result of his life of excess.
Yeah Al, you probably have forgooton how to eat pussy, i wouldnt doubt it , with you mind so pre-occupied with pastrami and milkshakes....And have you forgotton your real close friend like Tito aka Victor....get a hold of me you lazy fuck, i've been trying to track you down...
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