Food Fetish

I have gotten quite a few emails asking about how I'm doing with my diet and weight control. Well the good news is, I am not up to 350lbs like I was before my stomach surgery, but I am 180lbs. Now I have to count my calories. I joined one of those fad diets that is advertised on tv. The food is good but I still cheat at times and I eat some high calorie meal. Too bad they don't send pussy entrees with different topppings... and call it the "Al Goldstein" diet!

Quite frankly, I would probably trade pussy for a tub of gelato. Why? Because my taste buds are slowing down. Pussies come and go and by the third time an orgasm becomes old and boring. Gelato, on the other hand, comes in different flavors so eating it never gets boring and more importantly gelato is always in the mood to be eaten and it never tells me to stop eating!
7 Comments:
I'd like to fuck Kirstie Alley, too, even if she IS fat (diet, or no diet, she IS fat!). I'm no chubby chaser, but I LOVE a woman who can make me laugh, and who likes to laugh herself. THAT is sexier than the perkiest tits. Humor goes on forever, while gravity has its way with all of us.
I wondered if you were ever going to write another post! I always look forward to your posts, you are the greatest.
Gelato will never dump you for a drummer in a Rock band.
Just wanted to show my support by posting a comment...I really enjoy reading your blog !!! and added a link to it on mine
Hey al, whats up? Haven't had a post from you in a while. Are you okay? Maybe for your next post you should write a day in the life of al goldstein. Give us an idea what your day is like?
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Anonymous said...
I'd like to fuck Kirstie Alley, too, even if she IS fat (diet, or no diet, she IS fat!). I'm no chubby chaser, but I LOVE a woman who can make me laugh, and who likes to laugh herself. THAT is sexier than the perkiest tits. Humor goes on forever, while gravity has its way with all of us.
8:48 AM
DEAR UNKNOWN
I AGREE, AS LONG AS THE FATSO DOESN'T LAUGH AT MY SMALL JEWISH DICK. AG
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Big Phil said...
I wondered if you were ever going to write another post! I always look forward to your posts, you are the greatest.
12:29 PM
DEAR PHIL,
I AM GLAD YOU MISSED MY POSTS, PLEASE LOOK FORWARD FOR MORE.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT BOOBLE
AG
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Zen Wizard said...
Gelato will never dump you for a drummer in a Rock band.
9:35 PM
ZEN FROM AL
PUSSY IS THE GREATEST FORM OF DECEPTION
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TO ROSE FROM AL
THANK YOU, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE SUPPORT, I WILL LOOK AT YOUR LINK
Rose said...
Just wanted to show my support by posting a comment...I really enjoy reading your blog !!! and added a link to it on mine
2:21 PM
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TO UNKNOWN FROM AL..
I WAS A LITTLE ILL.
LIFE IS NOT TOO GOOD. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TOO WRITE A DAY IN MY LIFE ..KEEP READING. AG
Anonymous said...
Hey al, whats up? Haven't had a post from you in a while. Are you okay? Maybe for your next post you should write a day in the life of al goldstein. Give us an idea what your day is like?
9:22 AM
I hear what you're saying but would you give up pussy forever if you could eat an unlimited amount of gelato and never get fat? I would bet that sex is more important than icecream in the big picture.
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