PORN IS DEAD. THANKS, INTERNET!
The websites of America are big, fully-grown cow dung. Rather then creative outpourings of a creative and pornographic American, it is the remnant of tired brains producing tired erotica. Rather then being vibrant and animated and alive with their tits and ass, it is floppy boobs and flaccid cocks.

Rather than pleasure us, the democracy of the web and the victory of the masses is actually the defeat of the unique and individualistic. Every hardcore porn is as boring as the sand of a beach. We wallow in the muck of a mindless shit and the world has run out of toilet paper. Search the net for hot sites but you are wasting your time. It is like looking for a wife who cares or a prostitute who is hot to trot, you wind up sucking your load. A woman who wants to cum in a real orgasm is as rare as an honest politician
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I know what you mean by porn being dead. Sad.
Boring!
So... I don't get you, big guy. You think porn was better in the 70s or the 80s? There was a lot less of it, and you had to watch the movie in public (ick). So why was that better? Your blog is just not very clear. True, there is a lot of quantity, and lots of sites that emphasize quantity of over quality, but there are also lots of good sites, offering great porn, for low prices, which we can all enjoy in the privacy of our own lap(tops). So what's your beef, old man?
Porn is not dead! Porn is a $20 billion dollar a year business lacking any creativity or originality! But wait a minute...al just said that in his blog ... sooooo... porn is dead. Aw fuck now i'm depressed! Porn is dead!
Al writes and thinks in narrow circles....porn sucks, bush sucks, his former friends suck, women suck,then a few blurbs on the past and eating pussy, then back to porn sucks he is a fraud with nothing interesting to say.I read his colume for it's comedic value, rock on Al, you amuse me far far more than you inform me so keep em'comming porn king.
Maybe Al is dead. Porn seems to be doing fine.
Oh, and Bush really does suck. I prefer shaved every time!
Porn really isnt dead... There are literally billions made each year in this industry. I thik what Alvin meant to say is that Porn in Print is dead...but thats not a truth either, becasue the staff that bought out SCREW from him are doing Very well. I just that goes t show you how shitty a businessman Al really was.. His last assistant, notthe one who got him arrested, but the one before her. SHE ran that business like it was her own, ads were pouring in, staff was paid on time, it was a really good place to work. Al was the happiest I had seen him in a while...she was great, professional and made him actually look good.. we all knew it would be a matter of time before he or Rose fucked it up.. took about 6 months. I think she went to work for someone she met thru Al in the industry and is doing really really well. She was one of the best personal assistants i have ever experienced in this business, and Al had 32 secretary's... man if she ever reads this, reply and i would love to see what your up to!
so why does al blame the internet for the downfall of screw? If al had the personal assistant still working there we could say al would still be in charge of screw?
Wow! I used to come into the Screw office on West 24th street to do the accounting for Al. I remember her. She was a good secretary! Always made sure everyone was paid. He was out of control with his spending. It's amazing he lasted as long as he did. I remember the day she quit. I was there when she gave notice. She had enough of the drama. Shame, nice girl!
so al blames the internet for the downfall of screw, when al should blame himself?
somebody should do a documentary on this "The Downfall of Screw" we could get al's version of things and his employees. : )
Al is right...porn does suck ass nowadays! Only us old farts (like Al and me!) who were around in the Golden Age can probably really understand that. Sure you had to go to the adult theater to get your rocks off but at least it wasn't all SHIT like it is now! I realize it's all you young whippersnappers have so just keep jerkin' off to all this CRAP on DVD and on the web but I'd trade it all for one copy of an old Screw tabloid or a 35mm showing of "Debbie Does Dallas" at the Pussycat Theater. Watch those sticky floors though...it's not Coke on the floor dude! God Bless us all!
ah the golden age.. july 4, 1976 our bicentenial and the Four Star movie theatre in l.a. had a noon to midnight 35mm pornathon for 76cents, SEVENTY SIX CENTS.
Noon to midnight porno huh? Bet that flooded the floors! Ah yes those were the days! Fuck all this modern porno with their tattoed, pierced, siliconed crack whores! Anybody with a video camera, a motel room, a crack whore and a retard who can keep it up for 10 minutes can and does make porno now. Several thousand titles a year, right Al? All the money goes into the four color DVD case. The porn itself couldn't make my dick stand up even if I'd popped a half dozen Viagras. Even with the web, I agree these are the dark ages in erotica. Sad!
Al, you are still the best. I always suspected that you were a survivor. Best wishes.
Becky (Chapel Hill, 1980's)
Wow! Al, you're still alive? I use to sell Screw from my Canoga Park bookstore. 25 years ago. Porn isn't dead, but computers killed the bookstores. My old boss invented the quarter drop 8mm video booth and made millions. He lost it all when he wouldn't believe me that the internet was the next big thing in porn.
LESS MAKES QUALITY. IF EVERYBODY HAD A DIAMOND RING YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH A HAMBURGER. WHEN I WAS REVIEWING PORN FILMS THEY WERE MAKING 3 A WK NOW IT'S 1/HR. NOW IT'S TOO MUCH
FOR THE GUY WHO SAID THAT MY CIRCLES ARE SMALL AND EVERYTHING SUCKS...WELL I'VE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT ...AT LEAST I SUCKED ALL THE WOMEN OF PORN...TOO BAD YOU DON'T SUCK!
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENTED ON HOW I FUCKED UP...YES YOU'RE RIGHT I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TAKEN A BACK SEAT AND LET AN INCOMPETENT FOOL RUN MY BUSINESS (YOU ALL KNOW WHO MY REFERENCE IS) I LOST THE BEST PEOPLE AND MADE ENEMIES BECAUSE OF THAT...
You can do it,al! If you made millions one time before with Screw, you can make millions again. Just use your imagination.
I guess porn isn't dead, business wise that is but the quality seems as stale as Dominoes pizza. Think about it, individual Pizza parlors made a type of pizza, that even if some sucked was not the massed produced, styrofoam with artificial topping shit that it is today. It just brings in more money but it doesn’t engage the taste buds as much.
Kinda surprised that you didn't jump from print to the web years ago, big time. . . no $ then? True, unless you produced your own content you'd have to have been tied in to the Chatsworth production "mafia" to get any distribution/syndication rights.
Recently, being in the mainstream film library biz, my partner and I were offered 1,000 copyrighted XXX titles, many classics, as the elderly owner wants out. Thinking re setting up offshore servers for same once encoded off of the already existing DVDs. But with 250,000+ XXX sites out there, it's max $ to publicize, with the big $$$ in syndication to anyone who wishes to set up their own site.
Still thinking on this business scenario, with an estimated $5 million budget to get all up and running, incl. promotion. This is now a very legit biz, with public offering possibilities, being just another arena of the entertainment industry. Will let you know, privately, if we go ahead and then talk biz with you.
I came across a site, xxxgurus.com, and I am trying to verify that it works before spending my hard earned dollars. It says they pay for you to signup for porn. I figured I could sign up and then cancel on a trial membership and make some cash out of the deal. But do they actually pay? I would assume it is some kind of deal where most people won't cancel so they make more money in the long run, but I figured I could make a quick dollar or 20 :)... Please let me know if anyone has been paid yet.
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